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klarchen What if someone sued Blather because of it's domination of all words and letters on the internet?

What if a judge ordered Blather to be removed from its server?

Would there be a backlash from the Blatherites?
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The Schleiffen Man i would start hoarding vowels at an unprecedented rate 000727
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birdmad I can see it now,
Woody Allen trying to shut it down because we had violated his monopoly on self-analytical neurosis

Or that self-righteous Steve Allen and his moral crusade trying to shut it down because we occasionally resort to [gasp!] "dirty" words
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grendel or would blathster be the ground-pounding nitro-burning, 400 miles per hour version of blather

inhabited by the kind of people who use large caliber semiautomatic weapons on squirrels at close range
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klarchen Come one, come all!

This is your last chance!

Hurry people, you only have until dusk tomorrow to blathe your brains out!

For at midnight, Blathster will turn in to an electric pumpkin!
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Spete "The moral of this story is:
if you're out on the beach
And you should see a great big box,
and it's within your reach
Don't ever stop and open it up,
that's my advice to you
'cause you'll never get rid of the ! ! !,
no matter what you do.
Oh you'll never get rid of the ! ! !,
no matter what you do."
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MollyGoLightly *panic*

shit.

okay. i have 234 stories about what i did today in my blathster library. and i need 400 stories about losing one's virginity and a lonely 2-liner about a lost love.

must aquire these by sunup. and whoever quoted lyrics on the metallica page, thanks a lot buddy. i looked at that page and now that weasel-man lars is standing at my front door with his arms crossed.
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silentbob Well its OK cuz all these poets and authors are touring the country on blather funds selling blather shirts and blather stickers giving their support to blathster, because in the end, words flow freely.
Show your support of blather by purchasing all kinds of books and attending poetry readings and novel-signing appearances, and tell em blather sent chya.
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grendel when i logged on yesterday and this place was offline
i thought Lars and James had filed that injunction after all

...and justice for whom?
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klarchen Quick everyone, let's sign a petition and send it to Billy G. 000730
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jennifer shhh.... everyone... you're scaring poor bobby
:o)


ps... like the napster purple bracelet, we should promote blather with indigo
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Effingham Fish I'd buy one. 011204
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screwing for virginity see blather_t_shirts ( blather_t_shirt ) 030113
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