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always be rememberin' this, now.
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Anyone else remember the ESPN commercials with the squirrels that taught a moral for each commercial? One was with a squirrel riding a dirt bike and then he got a straw and sipped the gasolone and then crashed, and the moral was do not drink gasoline. I love the smell of gasoline.
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looking for Kurtz
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smells like...victory
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mousie
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...and smoke at the same time.
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Daria
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Ouch mousie, you have a painful mind.
Thats like one of those things "Do not drink Mr. Clean, do not cook Mr. Clean, Do not baste your turkey in Mr. Clean" & all those other things that you would never think of doing
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stork daddy
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awww...but it makes such a pretty light. Gotta light, nah, i got an explosion.
And what's wrong with drinking mr. clean? If you drink it out of a glass, it cleans the glass while you're drinking it. It's like anti-entropy. That's a big time saver. So you'll have time to go to the poison control center which really isn't that big of a deal since you probably need to go anyways for some poison you've consumed. Possibly all of that yellow 5
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god
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drinking clorox is good for leprosy
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god
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therefore, drinking leprosy is good for clorox.
go clorox!
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Daria
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I thought clorox was a powder.
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jimmy ray lungfish
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borax is a powder, clorox is liquid or powder (although i wonder if the powder stays crunchy in the liquid)
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god
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it depends on how good you mix it. it's kinda like that chocolate milk powder. ya know, some of it ends up settling to the bottom, so when you take that last swig, it's kinda gritty.
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Daria
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oh, I didn't know it was a liquid.
What about fertilizer?
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Mahayana
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*Posts a Mr Yuck sticker*
:(P
¿][anyone from my generation or there-abouts remember the Mr Yuck campaigns attempting to keep us kiddies out from under the sink cabinets][?
he mystified me, i always wanted to peek in on him, to see if he always stuck his tongue out like that ...
even when i wasnt looking
¿X-step mom took his stickers off the toXic chemical bottles in the under the sink cabinet when i told her it looked like he [Mr Yuck himself] was licking everything ... why couldnt i?
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silentbob
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take_lots_with_alcohol
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sweetheart of the song tra bong
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Unless you let the people from Rent tell you what to do.
got a fire in your brain / and you're thinking of drinking gasoline
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gatorbabe
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but how do you start a fire when there's nothing to burn?!
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stork daddy
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if there's someone to start a fire, a reason to start a fire, there's always something to burn. Oh...and matter don't forget that. That'll give you a big bang even if you've got nothing. Can't start a fire, can't start a fire without a spark, this gun's for hire, even if we're just dancing in the dark....we didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turning. The worlds just some giant bellows then. Rent...no never did see that...nope never did...was it good? Mimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
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what's it to you?
who
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