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buy_jennifer's_virginity
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jennifer
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what the hell
might as well
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Barrett
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Doesn't anyone just share it anymore?
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silentbob
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i bid one hundred thousand dollars and an entire selection of ani difranco and The Cure cds.
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jennifer
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damn... that's gonna be hard to top...
continue...
come on... papa needs a new car
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birdmad
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i'll trade you your virginity for my encyclopaedic knowledge of debauchery.
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grendel
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comes free with a memory that is both photographic and pornographic
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silentbob
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i bid all those things and i throw on the STAR of politically incorrect Bill mahr!
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god
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immortality?
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jennifer
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sorry god, this virgin doesn't want to live forever
all those upgrades are nice birdel...
hmmm... Bill Mahr?
let's see if we can do better
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god
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the best orgasm in the history of humankind?
and a billion dollars...
and a lifetime supply of whatever you want.
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jennifer
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only one thing whatever I want, or lots of things whatever I want
(see, I'm a greedy bitch)
ps... one rule
you have to be able to come to me... I have no car ;-)
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jennifer
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only one thing whatever I want, or lots of things whatever I want
(see, I'm a greedy bitch)
ps... one rule
you have to be able to come to me... I have no car ;o)
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jennifer
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ooops
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god
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is one thing not gonna cut it?
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jennifer
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it's really hard to choose between a few things...
you know how it is
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silentbob
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i promise you everything. And i'll come get you in a car that you can keep. it has an always running stream of ani difranco cds in the player and you also get BOw Chick Boa Bow a night alone with me.
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jennifer
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wow... sounds like bobby's in the lead...
god?
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kate
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shit.. i don't know what to do.
do i try to bid?
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silentbob
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go ahead you can try
(but you'll lose..)
mouhahahahah
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misstree
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*busts out the pom poms*
go bob! go bob!
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god
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the words "greedy bitch" really stopped me in my tracks. i appreciate your honesty, but i give up.
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silentbob
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hmmm
i suppose i dont necessarily need to steal poor jen's vurjiniddy. kate, how much will you give me for it?
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jennifer
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sorry bob, kate has a one-up on you
seeing as she's a girl and all
(and pretty damn hot)
continue
ps... sorry god... I'm kinda crude ;o)
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kate
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hey.. dudes..
I just said i didn't know if it was right for me to do such things.
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jennifer
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such_things
**smile**
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kx21
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jennifer a PET, a TOY, a virtual object?
Don't bid until you have a good understanding of jennifer, jennifer's_virginity, terms of selling etc...
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cali j
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Virginity is a state of mind...just remember to forget about it when you get in the bedroom. meowwwwww
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cali j
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opps board room
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freakizh
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i bid mine's.
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carne de metal
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I bid you farewell!
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null set
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o fpmy esny yo, o, ypp ;pmr;u/ smf o ,odd ,u ;pbrf pmr. ,u gosmvrr o ;pbr jrt smf o ,odd jrt sssssssssjjjjjjjjjjjjj
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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