smurfus rex i'm tired of you potheads coming to my mall and getting caught with your weed and making me ban you from the mall and wasting my time.

so if you want to get high and come to the mall, get your puff on BEFORE you come to the mall. then you can wander around as long as you want and eat as many wetzel's pretzel bits as you want and see as many movies as you want. just get high across the fucking street. you waste half my damn night and, while that's good cuz the night goes faster, it takes me off the floor where i SHOULD be.

and i'm not going to debate the rights and wrongs of marijuana consumption. i don't fucking care what you consider recreation. just do your recreation on someone else's fucking property and hope they don't have as many cameras as I do.

and if you do get caught, just come out and say, yeah, i got some shit, and it's in my front pocket with my pipe. you might just hit me on a good night and i won't call the cops on you IN ADDITION to the ban. just be honest and upfront. you'd be amazed how far that will get you with mall cops. but if you make me work for it, after i've seen you smoking the shit on camera, then i have to call the cops, who will search you, and then i'll be angry because you lied to me.

just be aware of your surroundings and considerate of other people. that's all.

ahh...that's better. :)
smurfus rex on the other hand, after today's events (or lack thereof), I've decided that bans for pot smoking still have some potential to be tolerable if the incident is somehow entertaining...like trying to say the dime bag is NOT actually locked in the glove box right before the cop searches it.

That's good times. :)
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User24 ;) oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was a list! silly me. 030715
fatboy pot is fucking good evrey 1 should give it a go be 4 thay die 040511
daf "King ant of small hill" syndrome. 070818
Gern Blandsten I was gonna clean my room, but then I got high. I was gonna get up and find a broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up, and I know why, yeah yeah! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high. 070819
kuffsleeve you got high because you didn't want to face tidying your room. hee hee thats quite funny, i used to get high to forget the shit in the world, it was only a temporary fix that seemed only to make things worse. 070820
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