the_state Old Fashioned Guy Call me old fashioned, but I believe there is only one true God. And his name is Zoltan. And he lives in this lake. 010905 ... Aimee that was a most sexcellent tv show on MTV. too bad they had to sell out and do viva variety on comedy central. 010905 ... spider from mars better than saturday night live. in fact, 'the state' puts all other sketch comedy shows to shame. it's so fucking sad that it's not on the air anymore. at least i've got old episodes on video. 020211 ... spider from mars and.....um.......i really hate to be the one to point this out, but the person who quoted the 'old fashioned guy' (a character from the state) at the top of this page didn't quote him correctly. : ( 020211 ... silentbob i wanna dip my balls in it i am ouuuuuuuuutaaaaaaa heeeeeeeeeeeeere 020506 ... silentbob Dad: All's fair in love and war, Timmy. Timmy: Which one is this, Dad? Dad: Both! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Barry, Levon: AAAAWWWW yeah! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ms. Grant: But what about my husband, General Lee, and the country? Abe Lincoln: I don't care about America, all I care about is sex and booze and pills. Damn this country and everyone in it. 020506 ... silentbob Hi there, I'm an on-air personality. You know, after a tough day of filming my hit television series, The State, there's nothing I enjoy more than having some unprotected sex. Not only do those orgasms feel terrific, but afterwards, I fall right to sleep. It's better than taking pills, just kidding. And when it's unprotected sex, hey man, that when things really start to swing. Not only do I risk impregnating my underage partner, but think of all those spooky diseases...ouch! And here's something you may not have thought of: sex is a terrific way to make some extra money. Every now and then when I'm strapped for cash, I like to slip on a skirt, tie my penis between my legs and head down to the docks for a little "hustling." The moneys right and it's a hell of a rush. Now I know what you're thinking: 'Hey on-air personality, isn't hustling dangerous?' You bet it is, that's why I charge...a lot. It helps to keep the riff raff away if you know what I'm talking about. 020506 ... MollyCule Barry, Levon, dip yo asses in that pudding! 020506 ... ha!!!!!!!! .....and we don't spend our weekends drunk off our asses on jagermeister smashing car windows........ 020826 ... ha!!!!!!!! ......and i'm not drunk right now. 020826 ... the corrector there shoulda been a comma in between jagermeister and smashing 020826 ... ~gez~ inbetween should be one word. hypocrite 020826 ... arwyn I suspected this thread would be awesome when I stumbled on it and it did not disappoint. 190305 ... c independent 190306 what's it to you? who go blather from