a_water_heater_with_no_balls
h|s|g
fuck_this_apartment
spent
an
hour
using
1
)
what's
left
of
the
hot
water
to
make
a
bath
2
-5) *
4
heating
water
on
the
stove
6
)*4 adding
hot
water
from
the
coffee
pot
epsom_salt
broken_ribs
this_sux
still
water
heating
on
the
stove
focus_goddamnit blood_circulation silicon_and_magnesium
sleep
anabolic
a
rainbow
of
nutrition
.
water_rest_and_love
antiinflammatories cayenne_my_favorite_vasodilator
drink_more_water
heat_more_water
110114
...
lg
sending_healing_thoughts
and
virtual_hugs
hope
you
feel
better
sooner
rather
than
later
110114
...
unhinged
oh
my
goodness
broken_ribs
eek
!!!!!!
not
sure
what's
worse
:
the_little_radiator_that_could
losing
her
engine
or
no
hot_water
for
baths
110114
...
unhinged
if
you
are
concerned
about
your
kidneys
and
liver
from
the
anti_inflammatories
make
ginger
root
tea
instead
.
take
a
2
in
piece
of
ginger
,
peel
and
slice
thinly,
add
to
2
c
of
boiling
water
and
then
reduce
heat
and
simmer
for
at
least
20
min
to
activate
the
anti_inflammatory compounds
in
the
root
.
strain
and
add
honey
or
raw
sugar
to
taste
.
one
caveat
:
don't
drink
too
late
at
night
otherwise
you'll
be
up
til
4am
.
in
ayurvedic
medicine
they
say
to
drink
ginger
tea
at
lunch
to
help
the
digestive
system
110115
...
h|s|g
thanks
and
yeah
i'm
a
fan
of
the
ginger
.
110115
...
his sig
byy
a
.i.f
i
mean
tumeric
,
ginger
,
cayenne
.
none
that
lab
bullshit
.
110214
...
h|s|g
fine_fucker
you
half_sized cylindrical
piece
of
..
you
didn't
think
I'd
find
out
,
did
you
?
You
didn't
know
I'd
drag
a
friend
into
this
.
But
after
said
friend
came
over
and
we
removed
your
kept_in_place_by_rocks sheet_metal
cover
, turns_out
you
have
no
temperature_adjustment_dial
I
will
work
you
harder
.
Don't
think
you
get
off
that
easily
.
Strategy
:
1
) Foresee
the
desire
to
relax
in
bathtub
at
least
one
hour
ahead
of
time
along
with
having
the
means
to
semi
-fill
the
tub
.
2
)
Fill
tub
until
it
runs
out
of
hot
water
.
3
)
continue_cursing_at_it
(
this
seems
to
help
).
4
) become_fluent_in_french
5
)
Return
to
tub
to
see
if
there
is
more
hot
water
. if_yes*
get
in
(you're_already_naked
you're_always_naked
.) if_no repeat_step_three
in
French
,
go
on
to
step
6
6
) Foresee
step
four
having
to
be
repeated
. Peruse
various
languages
for
ones
which
have
interesting
curse
words
such
as
German's das_schwein!
If
that
doesn't
work
try
Du
scheißt mich
an
!
Germans
are
great
engineers.
It's
gotta
work
.
7
)
Return
to
tub
to
see
if
there
is
more
hot
water
. if_yes*
get
in
. if_no repeat_step_three
in
German
.
*
remember
to
look
at
timer
which
I
so
anally
set
to
find
out
how
much
time
it
takes
water
heater
to
get
in
the
mood
again
.
Du
scheißt mich
an
!
110218
...
h|s|g
try_reading_it_love_poems
Look
into
my
eyes
Baby
we
can't
you
see
Can't
you
see
you
mean
a
lot
to
me
I
am
the
color
in
your
hair
I
am
the
perfume
that
you
wear
I
kiss
the
ground
you
walk
upon
Protect
your
eyes
against
the
sun
praga_khan
110227
...
shpaaaaaaaaaaaa
shpaaaaaaaaaaaa
110228
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from