iv_kingsuperspecial_disasters
frAnk you mentioned if you could travel backwards in time you would save yourself from some disasters.

tell us about one of them.
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kingsuperspecial well, let's see...

I was born.
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frAnk clever, but i was thinking more on the lines of nasty cuts requiring mass amounts of stitches, broken bones demanding several nurses and doctors to hold you down so they could be set...know what i mean? 011014
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kingsuperspecial I know...

it was pretty funky around the old toolshed last night.

well, the most recent disaster of that magnitude was last year, I think in May? I was racing my RS125 at Sears Point Speedway with the American Federation of Motorcyclists. I got caught in a four bike pile up in T-11, there is no real runoff and I rounded the corner at almost full lean to see bikes and people laying in the track. I tried to squeeze a little brake and turn it in harder, but tucked the front and slid into the pile. When I came to another racer was helping me stand up. Thought I had sand in my mouth, but it was bits of teeth. I had chipped 8 teeth. I also had a broken shoulder.

oh, well, that's racing.

Here is the short list

broken wrist - fell out of bunk bed
cut chin - fell down stairs
sliced tendon – too stoned camping
broken wrist - skateboarding
hernia operation – carrying motorcycle
slashed finger - playing with knives
lost tooth - b.b. gun fight
dislocated shoulder - skateboarding
dislocated shoulder - mt bike
dislocated shoulder - sex
dislocated shoulder - punk show
dislocated shoulder - 14 times total
shoulder surgery - see above
sprained wrist - mt. Bike
thrown back out – mt.bike
fear of bureaucracy - college
concussion, cracked ribs - motorcycle
split finger tip - mt. Bike
bad road rashroad bicycle
nine tattoos - art collector
broken toe - hit by car on bicycle
sprained wrist - offroad motorcycle
various gross burns - motorcycle exhaust
broken heart - perri
no expectation of love - divorced parents
broken record - life

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Norm dislocated shoulder - sex


that is the greatest injury I've ever heard about. I've never injured myself during sex
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kingsuperspecial thanks norm. that means a lot coming from you. I'm sure you know all about hurting one's self, and not in the sissy ass ways I've done it.

likes norm a lot
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