concussion Tank headlights, window screen, me screaming, "yooooooo!", then he hit me and i went flying off chrome_wonder, (oh poor, mangled chrome_wonder!), and then my head hit the ground - SMACK! ouch... uh_oh, no insurance, what to do..? can't think... blood? no blood... and the fatherfucker wouldn't drive me home. i only live four blocks away. he offered me money for the bus the kickstand fucker... "can i have a cigarette?" i asked. he said no. i said, "you can knock me off my bike but you can't give me a cigarette, that's fucked up..." so he gave me half of it... he gave me a false number too... and to top it all off, he was from jersey. oh! the indignity of it all... 001122 ... god like girl come walkin' thru the cornfield like blue vibration thru the sea I know I'd love her to breathe, again like cubes are talkin' her down 011030 ... A loopy bird seeing birdies and stars A steel chair upside the head is the absolute fuckin' worst. You can TASTE the metallic sound of it clanging off your head Idiot wrestling fan during one of my bouncer gigs circa '95, and then again during my last such job just a few months before I found my way here The "best" concussion? If such a thing exists, is the one that makes me chuckle whenever_i_think_about_it 250805 ... grendel (hold my beer) The STUPIDEST one was the time I won a bet by driving a tenpenny nail into a board using a flat rock and my forehead. Not in one go, but like a woodpecker. Goddamn miracle I didn't cave in my own skull with that one. But it netted me a quick $300 250805 what's it to you? who go blather from