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sedrftzsxdc
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ok so heres the_hole_story there once was a boy and then one day he fell into a hole .
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perfectly_chaotic
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On the way down he began to contemplate why he had not been watching his steps more carefully. After a moment he came to the realization that the reason was not important, but rather what was important was that he was now falling.
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falling_alone
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falling can be a rather tedious thing he realized. sometimes one must actually make the effort.
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to o l et go
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sedrftzsxdc
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*cough*cough* .
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the hole had not looked as deep from the outside as it actually was. The boy fell, expecting to feel pain, but instead had
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re_alisma
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Doll Parts Is The Best Song hwvr submitted to the court is queen_frances_bean_cobain, who remains a snakiest, snarkiest whateverist. (as a witness, and in retrospect, i can remember that the blather_gods_were_warned.) Of course, it is true that we'd rather off ourselves than invest in the drama. And there, climbing the snows of Kilimanjaro, it goes.
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(commercial time)
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And we now return you to your regularly scheduled blathe.
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Before our commercial break the boy was falling and expecting to feel pain, but instead he had noticed that he was not alone.... He turned his head and saw another falling right next to him. This absolutely baffled him because he could not recollect anyone else falling into the hole at the same time as him. His vision of the other was still rather hazy because it was so dark in there and they were still not all too close yet. He began to wonder if there was more than one entrance into the hole and if he had ever been falling at all. The thought entered his mind that, perhaps, they were simply floating there. His curiosity began to get the best of him so he decided to call out to the other.
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However, before he could call out to the other he had to decide what to say. Being born in the fast paced city of New York he did not waste much of his time in contemplation and shouted "What are you doing here in my hole?"
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When the other did not answer immediately the boy quickly grew impatient and his head began to swell with anger. So he let out a blood-curdling scream "Who do YOU think YOU are that you can ignore me? What are YOU doing in MY hole?"
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falling_alone
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your hole? this is my hole.
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The hard-headed lad retorted "Is that so? Well, why would you keep your hole in a place where I could fall into it? I do not believe you are taking very good care of your hole good.... sir.... mam.... or whatever you are." Realizing he was rather confused he began to ask questions of his falling comrade faster than a speeding bullet. "What do you call yourself anyhow and why did you allow me to fall into your hole if it is in fact yours? And while your at it, explain to me how it is I am falling, but I do not seem to be moving? How did we both get here?"
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shpaaaaaaaaaaaa
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shpaaaaaaaaaaaa
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what's it to you?
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