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sweetheart of the song tra bong Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... 041018
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Dr. Blather "You caught like three feet of air that time. Could I try it real quick?"





"Hey Tina you FAT LARD! Come get some DINNER!"






"Do the chickens have large talons?"
"What?"
"The chickens. Do they have large talons?"

"Boy, I don't understand a WORD of what you just said!" 		041222
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blown cherry "Sorry I'm late, I was taming a wild stallion for your honeymoon" 041223
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Abbie "This cow has five nipples. A good dairy cow should have, like, four." 050105
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once again I'm still trying to decide weather it was one fo the best movies I've ever seen or just a massive piece of crap... 050106
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Roger and Me and the turd goes to.........

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jerri dang napolean make your self a freaking quesdilla 050113
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jerri stay home and eat all the tortilla chips kip 050113
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Ahem... "Knock it off Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang'd quesadilla(kay-sah-DILL-uh)." 050113
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misstree once_again, that's what i keep hearing about it. happy to have put it on the "if it's convenient" list, again swiping my bitter old cunt card to eschew burgeoning cultural phenomenae.

and i can't tell you how enlightening it is when people quote movies or song lyrics to show how familiar they are with the piece even though it has no value outside of its original frame of reference.

oops, musta overcharged. 		050114
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jerri w/e i was just saying what i thought i heard 050114
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minnesota_chris it's an enjoyable movie. It just has some scenes that are fun to watch, mainly because they are so painful! 050114
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is this a conundrum no plot, no good characters, no good jokes . . . yet still kind of funny. 050115
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falling_alone what is the tally up to now?
12...13?
14! 		050208
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. man that was a great scene 050208
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Mister Brightside tried watching it just to see what all the fuss was about.

was not impressed 		050208
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silentbob misstree stated how i felt exactly

I watched it, because it was convenient and i thought it was funny
but would much rather have preferred seeing it alone and being the one to tell everyone else about it.
i had seen the trailer online and then no one would shut the fuck up about it and the impressions were just too too too much. and they were just mean
because people would direct the "idiot!" comment at their friends
and then i saw the movie
and he doesn't call his friends idiots, so... it bothered me.

the movie is fine. it's its biggest fans that bother me. 		050208
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mikejohnson "Probably the best that i know of."
That line about does it. I finally get it. I've seen it 7 times each time laughing at new stuff. Finally i have seen it without stopping laughing through the whole thing.
"A frikin 12 guage what do you THINK??"
finally understands this movie! 		050222
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falling_alone i think the tally's up to about 31 050222
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