help_me_name_my_pet_snail
Freak/Lilac/Jessica I bought this snail for my aquarium last night. He's an apple snail about as big as my fist and well, he needs a name and I figured you all could help me with some ideas! 030516
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ox e. moron speedy 030516
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frenchie hors d'oeuvre 030516
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-Jessica- My mom called me last night and suggested Gary (from spongebob). That's the only one that I have really liked. 030516
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-Jessica- so far anyway 030516
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ellie Oscar, as in "look at that Oscar go!" 030516
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pobodys nerfect I thought of Gary when I first saw this subject, but I like Frenchie's idea of
"hors d'oeuvre" even better.
I think it's fun to give pets whimsical names;names that make you smile or make someone think of how the pet got that name. My brother once had this fish that had these huge bulging eyes that actually looked like breasts in a weird sort of way. So I named her "pam" after Pam Anderson. hehe! I also named the lizard he had "poly ester", because her skin felt like that. :D
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karl the weed you should name your snail "slimy peice of shit"
"c'mere, slimy peice of shit! come here!"
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god fuckwad would be nice 030517
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mr. girl what about "monty"?

or "elliot".

or "mr. girl".
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filep jiz mop 030517
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pipedream vroom..hehe...or since its an apple snail, maybe lincoln? the fella who chopped down the apple tree...ooh ooh, johnny, after appleseed, or just appleseed....or if you're just sick of thinking of a name, just call it banana and get it over with *grin* 030518
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niska how about pokey, or rex? 030518
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sabbie Slugboy!

thinking about it, i figure that your snail is prolly a superhero anyways, so it deserves a proper superhero name.
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stork daddy how about bad idea? 030519
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woof fido 030519
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bart mike hunt 030519
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-Jessica- i like the name rex, it sounds so far fetched for a snail that it works 030519
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pipedream rex is GOOD hahahahah 030520
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sylphides what's the name of the racing snail outta the neverending story? did it have a name? 030521
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/anon ah! turd ferguson! funny name! 030521
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gordon fishbait 030521
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homosapien Ampullariidae 030522
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mo lincoln chopped down an apple tree?
name him red delicious
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jane i thought that was washington
"i cannot tell a lie".....
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onomatopoeia crunch-squish 030523
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trixie frenchie 030523
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frenchie fannie 030529
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pobodys nerfect Okay,I'm curious--did you name the little guy yet? 030529
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Death of a Rose hows little ___________? 031029
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Freak Well, the snail (which i have come to find out is female) is named Betty (she just seemed like a Betty for some reason) and she is doing great! She no longer afraid of me so I can hand feel her. It's so cool! 031029
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Freak I meant to say feed* not feel...

Anyway...I regret to inform everyone that Betty has passed away :'o(
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(oops) (sorry. i did not see the last entry. my condolences.) 041215
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