coffee_vs_white_teeth
minnesota_chris So far, I've been voting coffee. But it would be fun to have teeth lighter colored than orange. 040405
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miss me teeth 040405
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stork daddy it's okay. we live with our stained teeth and souls. 040405
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jennyanydots you can have it all. choose coffee and crest_white_strips. 040405
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white wave coffee sucks monkeys balls 040405
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jeniffer sans dots monkey balls: an alternative to sugarcubes. 040406
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minnesota_chris Crest White Strips say they have a powerful coating gel that penetrates and removes 14 years worth of stains. But my teeth are yellow because coffee is a strong dye. And it's not a coating gel, it's Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate that's bleaching your teeth. Some chemical that just isn't part of this balanced breakfast.

And what's to keep my coffee from coloring my teeth back to nasty yellow?
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hecho en mexico um . . . .















. . . . magic?
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Borealis in my experience, tea is a stronger dye than coffee..
and *hangs head and points* she is a tea granny...

I have a front tooth, which years ago, was broken in an accident, the cause of which I'd care not to mention. as a result, roughly half of one of my front teeth, is not "tooth", and any attempts at using a bleach, for instance the renowned white strips, would leave me with a full set of newly whitened teeth, less one half of a tooth not quite white, nor inconspicuous.

such are the travails of ashley.
she is nearly positive that she'll survive in spite of it.
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ethereal if you could only see her smile... 040413
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u24 teeth do actually go yellow in time y'know. 040413
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Borealis I was being sarkathstik... 040413
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u24 I don't think I said that. might have done, but I think it was my blather ghost. 040419
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sameolme sleeping with my mouth open, it became
clear to Plethora that I was beyond the reach of caffiene and bleach.
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sameolme Plethora gently closed my stipled lips and with a hoarse sigh of resignation and smushed the mixture of grounds and paste deeply into my awaiting face. Awakening with a snort of joy, I lovingly caressed her jaundiced brow and spake of stimudents gone by. 040419
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kookaburra my teeth are yellow without coffee (although i drank it with my aunt when i was four). if i drank coffee, would my teeth become white and sparkly?? 040419
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minnesota_chris I've given up coffee, sigh. My teeth are whiter, but damn I could use a nice iced coffee heavy cream heavy sugar right about now. 040716
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