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deb as a vegetarian, the most annoying question that I ever get asked was by my mother of all people...

"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"


ha ha ha



like I'm going to tell you




leave me ALONE!!!






STOP ASKING ME THIS QUESTION






DAMN ALL OF YOU





bite this one
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me? i finish off the last cracker
but am still hungry for another.
damn, now i'll have to walk all the way to the kitchen...
hey, what's crackin, cooker?
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Joana. What's great in being vegetarian is that you apreciate the tasteful value of crackers...
how they ease my hunger...
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birdmad after a brief stint as a strict vegan

i began to have recurring dreams about vampirism and about being some leonine creature stalking antelope on some nameless veldt, savoring the faint tang of adrenaline as my teeth tore through flesh

my resolve broke one friday afternoon and i ate a large porterhouse steak cooked medium-rare

when i was a child
the dentist took out my upper cuspids to make room for my somewhat outsized canines

it all seems so odd sometimes
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moonshine I always perfered biting the heads off gingerbread men. 000529
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typhoid or their ears and sholders, hunh? 000605
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rubydee everyone says "eat saltines for morning sickness...BEFORE you get out of bed"
but the saltiness makes me thirsty
and the crumbs make me itchy
and i still have to puke
any suggestions?
everyone is always wrong about these sorts of things
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[remy] ....

my homeroom teacher, one day, out of the blue.

called me a cracker.

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the room paused, and stared.

no one was quite sure what she meant.
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oister im sure "she" knew exactly what she meant out of the whole room 020118
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ClairE Annie calls people "stupid crackers", and it's not some Australianism. It's from her boyfriend. I don't get it. I don't get it at all.

I wonder if I'm light enough to get away with it.
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Annie111 A term of affection. 020118
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cube The word is often used in Florida or Georgia for poor ignorant whites...
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Jenna [from Georgia] Well, yes, but not often. We usually just call them

rednecks
trailer trash
etc.

It's not very nice or tasteful but that's the way of things.
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reitoei i hardly ever eat crackers but when i do i eat about half the box. 020311
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FYI cracker=nigger
cracka=nigga
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Mr. Ritz i am white trash goddamnit woohoo fuckin proud chris rock said it best there is not a white person alive that would trades places with me and im rich 030729
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