eat_grapes
whitechocolatewalrus dear mister grape,
if you had a grape,
what would you call it?
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megan Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Talk to me nice, talk to me nice
You've got to wine and dine me

Don't try to fool me bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

Pop me a cork, french me a fry
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons
Chill me some wine, keep standing by
Just entertain me, champagne me
Show me you love me, kid glove me
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
I'm getting hungry, peel me grape

Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say, "do it," jump to it

Send out for scotch, call me a cab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out think me, just mink me
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
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Raina I'm being contrary...

I once rented a movie called "Don't Eat Those Grapes". It was a documentary about the living conditions of people who worked in the grape vineyards of Chile. It was extremely disturbing.

From the disfigurement of children from the pesticides, the deplorable conditions of their villages where squallor and disease ran amok, and the modern day slave driving of the vineyard owners, it was enough to make me not eat any variety of grape for about 6 full years.

The last time some grapes, I remembered the movie and cried at my desk as my coworkers were looking on in confusion. "These grapes are not worth the lives of the people", I sobbed.

If you guys have a small mom and pop video store nearby, see if you can find it.

You'll never want a grape again, trust me.
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pobodys nerfect awww, poor Raina. I don't even know you but when i read the part where you sobbed while eating the grapes i felt bad for you. You must be a very caring person. *hugs* :)

when i read the title of this page, it reminded me of the "what's eating gilbert grape?" movie, which has a few happy moments in it, but is basically a fairly somber movie. =/
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newme plant grapes
pick grapes
eat grapes

organic is fantastic


(hey i think i saw that filim)
(or one very similiar)
(loves grapes)
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pipedream loves grapes too

(i will eat them anywhere, any time, any how)

(if you ate enough grapes could you get tipsy?)
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bird unless they're overripe from the vine (but not quite to the point of rottenness) if you eat enough grapes you'll just get queasy

unless you're hypoglycemic, then you'll get a little hyper and that can be almost as much fun
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