calling_the_radio_station
squint
they
played
4
songs
in
a
row
that
made
me
cry
harder
and
then
made
me
stop
crying
.
and
i
called
the
station
and
i
said
thankyou
for
the
last
four
songs
. *
sniffle
*
bye
.
and
I
laid
down
and
thought
about
nothing
.
all
at
once
.
and
they
played
my
voice
.
020730
...
User24
that's
nice
. (
no
sarcasm
intended
;
I
mean
it
.)
031025
...
jane
i
used
to
be
so
nervous
,
like
i
was
calling
a
celebrity
or
something
.
always
hoping
they
would
play
my
voice
.
i
started
talking
to
kevin
,
sort
of
fell
in
love
with
him
in
the
most
naive
immature
not
love
kind
of
way
.
maybe
he
just
fascinated
me
because
he
had
a
job
i
could
only
dream
about
at
that
age
.
i
called
him
every
night
for
quite
awhile
.
he
recognized
my
voice
,
even
played
it
a
couple
of
times
for
me
on
the
air
.
i
started
calling
all
the
deejays
and
asking
them
what
their
top
five
favorite
artists
were
.
i
wrote
them
all
down
,
i
think
i
had
about
seven
lists
going
. handy
information
to
have
.
i
don't
know
what
happened
to
kevin
,
i
know
he
stopped
being
a
dj
after
awhile
.
i
wish
i
could
get
back
to
that
time
,
where
i
was
excited
to
call
the
radio
station
.
nothing
really
excites
me
like
that
anymore
.
and
i
think
its
sad
that
growing
older
makes
you
jaded
to
such
experiences
.
and
i
think
it's
sad
that
i'm
so
young
and
already
so
much
like
this
031026
...
realistic optimist
we
will
be
dorks
and
get
excited
about
silly
stuff
right
along
with
you
,
and
i
hope
we
encourage
you
to
do
the
same
.
031026
...
breygris
my
friend
and
i
called
in
once
and
sang
"tis
the
season
to
be
jolly,
fa
la
la
la
la
la
"
etc
,
and
the
DJ
put
it
on
the
air
.
right
between
a
Safeway
commercial
and
a
cell
phone
commercial
.
i'm
famous
!!
031027
...
notme
i
used
to
phone
almost
daily
031027
...
zanna
i
love
when
i
get
the
random
phone
calls
telling
me
that
i
sound
hot
.
damn
well
stirs
things
up
in
the
early
hours
of
the
morning
.
060210
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from