katie_holmes
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silentbob Yes. i agree. 010820
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T She's a piece of work. 010820
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T She's a piece of work. 010820
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l_o_s_t i would fuck her like crazy!!! but then again there are many people that i would. 010820
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unhinged she is definitely hot. in that movie disturbed minds where the kids are getting brainwashed she was much hotter than the guy she was running around with. i think it was the whole glowering/pierced nose (or something) look that made me want to fuck her. 010820
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T what i would give to fuck her...... 010820
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steve I'd fuck her sideways. 010820
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Dr. Joyce Gollum sideways fucking is "screwing" 010820
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plan of action----- so would i. 010821
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fuck I think she's UGLY as sin!!!!!!!! 010821
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l o s t i would fuck her anyway. sideways, upside down, any way i could get it. 010821
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Weed Eater Ah...

I see we've reached the pinnacle of intelligent conversation.
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unhinged hormones never had anything to do with intelligent conversation but every now and then they need to be addressed too ;) 010822
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lost hormones flow through me like a river breaks it's banks in a flash flood. that doesnt mean i cant have intelligent conversation. 010823
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Weed Eater Don't make me break out the quotation marks. 010823
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echo dawsons creek, what can i say, i wish i could talk as intelagently as her, only using words that come out to the SATs 010824
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annoyed she's beautiful, sexy, and more. but really, so are so many people i know. so get over her, 'cause she's really nothing special. 010923
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lost im not saying she is special. im just saying that i would hav sex with her, and yes there are a lot of people i would have sex with. i mean alot. 010924
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burden If I marry my girlfriend, she will nbe Katie Holmes.

But I like my Katie better, anyway.
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g !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I fucking went to high school with this girl. she's nothing. there's nothing to her! 010929
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sardonicallysheryl I have no idea who she is

I never know who
or what anything is

people are constantly bombarding me with
"have you seen that movie...?"
"you know that actor...?"
"you know that guy who sings...?"

no, no, No

soon I start lying...

"ben stiller!! oh yeah sure, was real great in that movie, you know the one...that real funny one"

"Michael Douglas, hot stuff, was great in that music video...oh, he isn't in the music industry?"

if the name sounds like someone who I should know, then "yeah, I know her".
Katie Holmes sounds like someone I should know, if someone asked me if I knew her I'd probably say yes.
I might know her and not know I know her. I might have even formed an opinion on her at some point.

I am untrendy
I live in a hole.
so fuck off
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h! how old are you, sheryl? 010930
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sheryl I looked her up
and found out she plays Joey on Dawsons Creek
phew
no wonder I don't know her
in fact- I am proud not to know who she is
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h! sheryl, HOW OLD ARE YOU?

p.s. you should be proud to not know who she is. she's a fucking loser.
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katie holmes sucks I agree!!!!!!!!! 010930
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katie holmes hey! that's not very nice! why are you people so mean to me? 010930
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d you're not katie holmes, so shut the fuck up. 010930
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