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Rhin Birdie flavor is!
The teenager in my life: It's because of him that I have even started a collection of rap music. To top it off, I blew the speakers in my Jeep, and have you any idea that this 15 year old tyrant, actually jumped my ass about it!? "Rhin-monster, he says, you have to have respect for your equipment!" Well, I have plenty of respect for my equipment, and I also live by my own personal rule, that if I paid for it, and I fuck it up, then that's my problem. That conversation brought to mind, that on the very same day, he asks, "Rhin, what are the pros and cons of glow in the dark condoms vs. regular?" My response: Have you ever seen a Cherokee slide sideways down the highway? I thought about it, and I told him, "Well, at least you can find your penis in the dark, if it's glowing!", Then I launched into a prolonged version of the pros and cons of sexual intercourse at 15 years of age. He started laughing at me, and said, "You know I'm dating the ministers daughter!", to which I said, "That's exactly why this Jeep is still sitting in the middle of the highway 60!" You know I'm glad that we are close enough in age that he feels he can talk to me about anything, but to be honest, that hit me hard. I tried to think of what his father would have said, and the only thing I thought he may have said was, "Forget about it, let's go to the country club, golf is more stimulating". So, I made him a deal...free c.d.'s for life, a trip to a Chicago Blackhawks home game, and New York city for graduation, IF & ONLY IF, he waits until he is 18/or completely in love, to have sex! He accepted. Thus began the test to see how much trust and honesty we really have between us... Well, so far so good. He has dropped dating for a while..."No time", he says. He plays basketball, and is trying to keep his grade point average up. Your thinking...Damn, this kid is too good to be true? Yes, your right! Something's up! He forgets that I have been there/done that, not so long ago. Hmmmmmmmmm........
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