angela_wisdom jennifer "what if you had three eyes? then you'd look like a baby alien" "chips, okay, so I'll tell ya about chips. Chips are made to eat. and they're good for your stomach... it's healthy. And you hold them in your hand, and you eat them." "now I wanna talk about movies. Jumanji. Well, it's a scary movie for little kids to watch. A whole family to watch. And it has bats in it. And lions. *pause* And monkeys. *under her breath* And lions and monkeys and bats. And flies. And big mosquitos. And, um, lions... big fake lions." "I don't want you to get scared. Okay, I'll tell you about my scary dreams I had. Um, well, um... I was leaping along. *shows me how she was leaping* And I had a basket in my hand... and Easter basket. And I was looking for fake bunnies. No, this is a happy dream... a little pretty dream. I was looking for one of those ones, one of the stuffed animal ones. And they were purple. They were kinda like, they looked like one of these ones, like that. Stuff like that. And then, I did that, and then I found one. I was so happy, it was a baby one. I was so happy. That was just a dream I had when I was two and I didn't have a baby sister yet." "Now, I'm gonna get down to the scary dreams. Okay, I'll tell ya. Once I was a monkey. And I was leaping along. And then I found a lion that was mean and ate me. Which was so funny. Yeah, that's the end of the dream." "Now, I'm gonna get down to a monster one. Once, I found three monsters that were hungry. And they were big monsters too. And they were hungry. So I went and bought them some food to eat." "I was singing opera in my house, with a sparkly silver dress on that Stephanie got me." "The TV in my head is on channel 42 and 60. 42 and 60, I swear, Jennifer. For real." 000823 ... silentbob who is angela and where does she get her wisdom 000823 ... amy ha, ha! she's a televisionary! encourage that kiddo. here's an excerpt from this televisionary book (taken in the spirit of stichomancy(seriously)): Homework. Write an essay on at least two of the following topics, one of which is "How I Fed and Fed and Fed My Monsters Until They Ate Themselves to Death" ! 000823 ... jennifer "treeanopoly" 000831 ... jennifer "I give up" --why do you give up-- "I just give up to myself. Because I'm playing a game that's not appropriate for big kids" ~ "What's the matter? YOu have like a glum face." --A glum face?-- "A glum face. Sad, you know. You look koonked off. The koonked is not the spell it, the off is the spell it. (explaining) Ah, gee... I wonder what I should wear today." 000831 what's it to you? who go blather from