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silentbob no one seems to notice that at the end of this week it will be friday the 13th 020910
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tourist ...While the Forces of Destabilization sweep aside the Established Order in Central Asia, Paving the way for the rise of the new Persian Empire. The Kings of the East Shall ride on Horseback, armed with Scimitars and Laser Guided Missiles, as the Skies fall silent with the passing of the
Air Age. The New Age of Conquest leaves the West in It's Dust. Behold what meddling in the Affairs of Other Nations has wrought.Shades of Alexander,
Attilla and Kubla Khan, stir now in the shadows of the Khyber Pass. More than Silk shall soon Travel That Road I Fear.
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sweetheart of the song tra bong We are at Level Orange now

Bush says the threats they're hearing now sound very much like the threats they heard before last year's Sep. 11.

If you really wanted to mess with people, you'd attack on Sep. 12, just when the people's guards are let down.
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silentbob Wednsday the 11th part 2, Osama takes manhattan!

do you think on halloween the jason masks will be replaced by osama masks?
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blue star They'll probably just be replaced by 5 year old boys running around in Mid-Eastern dress yelling "die, die, die!" like good little hick offspring.

It's times like this that I'm ashamed to call myself an American. So I'll just go for Minnesotan. Benevolent ignorance is better than a monkey with a finger on a nuclear detonation trigger...
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silentbob i'd rather have jesse ventura leading the country than george bush. 020910
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stork daddy hey...i like jesse ventura. 020910
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blue star I think his wife should run the country... maybe even elizabeth dole. If women were running this country we wouldn't have so many goddamn wars. We'd have a lot more catfights but since the rest of the world is also unenlightened, it would all work out ok.

As much as I didn't really care about Bill Clinton at the time, I wish he was running things now. That man knew how to work foreign relations.
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jane yay blue star! women running the country!

i also agree with the clinton comment, but i don't agree that the rest of the world isn't enlightened...it implies that we are and i don't know if we are...not to mention there's got to be enlightened people out there
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unhinged his education classes were cancelled tomorrow because it is september 11th 020910
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