the_fish_balloon_massacre ferret ok, so here i am, in ace hardware with some friends, we ask if they have goldfish (ya know, so we could buy some) they didn't, they had just sold the last one a couple minutes ago. so we saw the guppies. they were 10 cents each. e bought about 10 or so. they came in a plastic bag. (ya know, with water in it, so they could breathe and stuff) then we bought a balloon. then the fun began!, or no wait, we bought the balloons first, then went to ace, but anyway. then the fun began! it started out as innocent fun you know? like, putting some water in the balloon.... and washing that down with some fish! so soon we had about 6 guppies in the ballon, with some water. so we went around downtown offerring it to people. nobody wanted it. friend #1 took the balloon (we were at jack in the crack at this point) and started twirling it around, i'm sure the guppies had fun. then we walked over to tower. friend #1 got bored with the balloon, i said abandon them on the side of the street and hope they get a good home. friend #2 said we should leave them on someones doorstep. i said "kill 'em all!"... so he did. he jumped on them. the poor tiny little guppies were never seen again. so the moral of this story is...... well, what is the moral? any guesses? 030906 ... ferret "he" is friend #1 030906 ... niska i don't think there's anything moral about this story no offense, ferret, but the fact that you put living things in a position of torture in the first place makes you a fucking siht head, and i don't care if you want to get all defensive, but killing anything alive - especially for the sake of pleasure - is the most sickening thing in the world. i don't know you, and i don't care. from this tale of disaster, you come across as a real motherfucker. yeah, i'm as bitchy as they come, but at least i have the decency to let living things live, treat life with respect and consider the end before i begin... sick just sick 030907 ... ferret as you can see. 'twas not my intention to kill these helpless fishies. the "kill 'em all" was a joke. friend #1 was the fish balloon massacrer 030907 ... one of the fish it was ok for kurt to eat we don't have any feelings 030907 ... niska well, that's true - but he was being sarcastic when he said it's ok to eat 'em. ferret, i know you didn't mean to hurt the little fiskies... 030917 ... niska fishies... i mean. HAHA 030917 ... Strideo the_puppy_balloon_massacre ... 030918 ... rage go niska 051120 what's it to you? who go blather from