rush_limbaugh startfires i was listening the other day i have never heard this guy before i have never heard anyone make a bigger ass of themself. he was talking about these enviromentalists that put out a list of 50 things you can do to save the planet and he thought it was the absolute funniest thing he had ever heard, that these people could be serious. among the things you can do were become vegetarian, bury your car, and others. he thought it was ridiculous. i thought maybe burying my car would be a bit extreme, but if a whole bunch of people did it... well you get the point. and the thing about being vegetarian, i really wish he would have done a little research on it before getting on national radio and denouncing it's benefits to the enviroment. it just made him sound stupid. i wanted to call him and let him know what a great job he was doing making conservatives look dumb. 010527 ... Aimee Ladies and Gentlemen.... Rush Limbaugh.. They say that I'm sleaze An elitist, if you please Everybody disagrees with my rap (with his rap) I'm horrendous, I'm appalling My ratings now are falling 'Cause I'm so full of bull, so full of crap (full of crap) With condescending cries, Making money selling lies, You might say everybody hates my guts (hates his guts) I'm offensive, I'm a bigot I'm a fraud - Can you dig it? I'm a sexist, racist, homophobic, fat, pathetic putz Click on Rush to hear him sing! I'm a nazi (he's a nazi) That's right, I really am, 'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi) That's right, you're being scammed I'm a nazi (he's a nazi) I don't care about the middle class 'Cause I'm a fat conservative butthead With the face of a horse's ass (He's a fat conservative butthead) Hey! (With the face of a horse's ass) I have a sub-human figure, a huge rear end My brain? That's another story (it's quite another story) I have a face the size of a wash tub And my ass is as big as Missouri - Yes! (This bastard is sick, he's a fat, pompous prick, And his ass is as big as Missouri) Yessiree, Bob! Manipulating statements, exaggerate the truth, I can't believe the hate my show inspires (the hate his show inspires) It's not just because I'm stupid (oh no) It's not just because I'm dumb (uh huh) It's just because Republicans are liars (those dirty, filthy liars) I am heartless, I am vain, insensitive, insane They say that I'm a national disgrace (disgrace) I am nasty (yes!), insulting (no!), basically revolting (uh huh) I'm a concentrated pile of human waste (he's human waste) I'm a nazi (he's a nazi) (Sieg heil!) I really am 'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi) That's right, you're being scammed I'm a nazi (he's a nazi) I don't care about the middle class 'Cause I'm a sick Republican sleaze ball With the face of a horse's ass (He's a sick Republican sleaze ball) Ho! (With the face of a horse's ass) They say that this is not about my vanity They doubt my sanity They think I'm nuts (so nuts) I am a cyst on the ass of humanity (eww!) New Republican slogan: "Read My Putz" (read his putz) From the bowels of Adolf Hitler Comes the voice of Rush Limbaugh, heh heh In closing, let me say: that each and every day I'm an evil, rotten, egotistical snob (evil, rotten) I'm the cop of the cop of Joe McCarthy-like gestapo The right wing, foam-at-the-mouth, jackbooted slob The Democratic-trashing years of liberal bashing With the equivalent compassion of a grommet (of a grommet) With the I.Q. of a pig; I'm a fat, obnoxious pig And the truth of the matter is... I'm vomit (he's vomit) 'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi) (Sieg heil!) I really am 'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi) (Sieg heil!) You're being scammed I'm a nazi (he's a nazi) I don't care about the middle class 'Cause I'm a fear mongering scum bag With the face of a horse's ass (He's a fat conservative butthead) Hey! (Sick Republican sleaze ball) Ha ha! (Fear mongering scum bag) Ho! (Egotistical ass wipe) Yes! (Mean-spirited, hog wallowing, fat, conservative putz) (With the face... of a horse's ass) Mega-dildos, Rush! 010527 ... luftwaffe popsicle you sunk my battleship. 010528 ... a big fat pumpkinhead Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole. Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole.Massive A-hole. 010528 ... Drake Dracoli He has a face - the size of a WASH TUB! 040316 what's it to you? who go blather from