my_plan_for_world_domination karl the weed ok, first we get britain and russia on our sides. then we take canada and mexico, easily. then we take iceland from canada. after that, we make sur no one buys drugs from south america, causing an economic disaster, suffocating them. we swoop in from central america and antarctica in the chaos. then britain takes the rest of europe, while we take africa. now here comes the hard part. the middle east. so we already have iraq. but if we attack north korea, we get the shit nuked out of us. so we diga a tunnel from iraq to north korea, and put nukes in it. boom! meanwhile, we take japan by threatening them with nukes, and use their superior technology to hypnotize china and use the billions of people there to take over the rest of asia and the middle east, with russia assistin us. from here we take out australia as a team effort. now to get rid of russia and britain. to get russia, we dig a huge cavern under the country, and knock all the supports out at once, so the entire country would literally collapse. then we send nukes or troops or kamakaze bombers or something to take britain in the resulting disorder, and voila! we rule the world! 030606 ... zort! "Pinky!...........are you pondering what i'm pondering?" 030606 ... pobodys nerfect *politely raises hand to speak* If I can just direct you to this place here http://www.standonguard.com/index2.html you'll see that we sort of already beat you to it, as far as the planning and stuff goes. (And this site has been around for quite awhile! muahaha!) Check out the map section--the U.S. becomes such a better place after Canadian World Domination. :D 030606 ... a sweet girl oh brain... i love you. together, you and me could take over the world. 030607 ... phil looking at the world as countries is unrealistic 030607 ... kss starts with bean burritos, garlic, and grape fanta 030610 ... karl the weed his will suceed, but first, i nedd the country, so ill brainwash the masses with reality tv. i actually have a plan for that, i may have mentioned it before. they have a show i heard about in the planning where there is a mock presidential election. the winner may run for real president. so the masses will blindly vote for him because its their favorite show/they saw him on tv. if he appears to be a suitible cantidate, then he could get intelligent people. so we get our guy in this show, use propaganda to make the people like him, then BOOM hes president. thats as far as my plan goes right now. 030717 ... ferret you "nedd" that country all you want karl! lol 030717 ... screwing for virginity the sad part is that the part about getting that guy elected would work 030718 ... karl the weed yeah, i realize that, and it scares me slightly. 030719 ... crimson "What are we doing tonight Brain?" "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHA!" 030828 ... celestias shadow If I told you, I would have to kill you. 031130 what's it to you? who go blather from