i_went_on_a_date_with_a_cop lovers lament so i've been talking to this guy who shall remain anonymous. the other night he takes me out to Damon's for our first date. but first let me give you a little background. ok, so this guy IM's me and says i've been in his buddy list for like a year or something. well i had all my IM's blocked until just recently, so i've gotten a flood of IM's lately that were similar. so his sn looked familiar and we start talking. well he turns out to be this total pervert, but he's funny. and he doesn't seem psycho perverted or anything. blah blah blah. so we talk for like a week or something, and he sends me two pics: one of him, and one of his dick. at this point i'm thinking, this guy cannot be for real, right? but he asks me out one night, and i've been sitting at home doing nothing and bored out of my mind for the past week, so i'm like why not? so he picks me up and we go to Damon's. now mind you, i have done some very very bad things over the past couple of years, i'm talking shit that i would go to prison for for at the very least 15 yrs. so anyways, he's like i have something to show you, and he's acting all nervous. so thinking of the dick picture, i'm like well can you show me in the restaurant? and he's like yeah. so he's holding an ID and right before he shows me i'm like, you're a cop, aren't you? of course he said yes. so apparently i turned as red as his grey goose and cranberry juice which he pointed out. and i'm like, i'm sure i am. how much did i tell you when we talked? and he said nothing. so for the rest of the night, i was trying to get over that shock. but as if that wasn't an interesting enough first date, he had asked me when we talked if i'd ever tried a vibrator. i told him no, i'd always preferred the real thing. so he took me to N. Book and News and bought me one. now he's trying to find me a girl so we can all go down to Cancun and fuck like wild bunnies. and i'm still thinkin.....is this guy for real? one of my email addys is criminal tendency, so i'm really curious to see how this whole thing plays out. 031108 ... sweetheart of the song tra bong I once went on a lunch date with one of those armed military guards they had in the airports post 9_11_01. But no vibrators were involved. He had a big ol gun though...and that counts for something. 031108 what's it to you? who go blather from