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andru235 there is no place to explain that i am a composer and classical musician;

but i am not "employed" as such, so am i currently employed? yes, but no; finance is not in the picture;

one former employer closed and no reference is available;

another series of brief jobs outnumber the available spaces;

and there is simply no explaining the year of the sugar daddy (patron?!?);

i politely asked to speak with someone and was told, tersely, that they would call me if they were interested, end of conversation;

i have been filling out applications for months and it is the same, over and over. there are no genuine inquiries as to who i am or what i can / can't do;

there is nowhere to direct the anger at the absurdity of this chronic situation;

i am trapped here until several years of employment have passed, which haven't even begun. as i wait i become more unemployable;

my consolation is a reasonable understanding of how history developed to this point, whoop-de-fucking-doo.

stay i shall, but knowing that this employment dilemma will persist throughout my life is a prime factor in my desire to say, "ta ta, planet earth, the millennia have been pleasant but i have clearly overstayed my welcome, so i am departing!" and depart. 		050701
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realistic optimist if this is a formal application, i'd love to hire you. I'd transfer some duckets to a paypal account upon receipt of a song deeply rending this experience from your emotional soul. i would be consoled to think that perhaps i was paying you to exercise your own emotional demons, and would have a song to show for it. 050701
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thieums The name is thieums I want a CS job
I like to sing while writing code!
For employement purposes I can program
And write documentation that rhymes. 		050725
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misstree i got a job
sha na na na, nananana,
yays!
(see, it *is* possible! keep at it!)

working at the fabric store
it's huge, averages 100 employees
i know i'm gonna shine
soverymuch happiness is had by me

now to find a residence... 		050726
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Doar specialkness for ya...

. 		050726
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hey_what i_am_awesome 		120207
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daf You were hired a long time ago. But not to earn a wage to pay your bills. You were hired to watch without meddling. You were hired to be without doing. You were hired to be happy.

Unfortunately, your evaluations this quarter don't qualify you for a promotion.

(No worries, the position is on hold until you're back up to snuff.) 		120208
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three words application_for_employment
songs_for_fucking where_for_art_thou 		200323
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unhinged i applied for unemployment for the first time last week...my 'benefits' are gonna run out long before this shit is over 200324
what's it to you?
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