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dosquatch from the blathes_you_wouldnt_like_to_see series


MaryKate and Ashley are sent to a stables in the countryside as part of their drug rehab, where they find a new and exotic love that turns them around in the form of a young horse in their care.

The working title is "Foal House".
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ivyducktwilightseto Back when I was in sixth grade I was looking through a disney adventrues magazine in the library with my friend. We came upon an add for one of their movies. There was a very large picture of them pressing against each other with serious looks on their faces. The title was "Our Lips Are Sealed." We had a good laugh about this psuedo porn ad.

By the way, are the really in drug rehab? I saw that on the tabloid covers in Walmart, but who believes that shit?

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dosquatch I don't know if they are or not, but considering that I'm implying beastiality up there, I figured that borrowing the tabloid headline fit as a jumping off point. 040720
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kookaburra eep!
i bet when they get older they will be in dirty movies...
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somebody from what I understand Marry-Kate went in to some place due to anorexic tendencies and Ashley went in after her -not- bc Ashley has any sort of eating/weight disorder but bc she wanted to offer constant support and love

kookaburra - we can only hope
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somebody recent news has it that mary kate did not go in for anorexis reasons but instead to battle a cocaine addiction... as far as this ashamed reader knows ashley is addicted to only her sister... 040720
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estarocks say it isn't true! can the resident blatherskite_god make it not happen??? 040720
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somebody To the other somebody - Yea, but I think that info is bogus, I think it's just been made up so they have something ugly to gossip about, especially seeing as how up until now MK and Ashley have been squeaky clean, their just looking for dirt (even if its just under KM and Ashley’s fingernails)after all it's not like the media hasn’t lied to us or blown things out of proportion before just to suit their needs, I've never liked MK and Ashley, mainly bc their pretty, but nonetheless I still hate the media for (many reasons, one of them being) lying and saying all these awful things about them just to ruin their (up until now) clean reputation. Thisnewsis just as absurd. 040721
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typo as absurd = absurd 040721
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swears the misfortune oh_good_for_them 070703
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