proof__that__jesus__was__really__bad__in__school 2 1/2 wise cracks Student: J. CHRIST SUBJECT GRADE TEACHER'S COMMENT Religion D To the question "Who made the world?" persisted in answering 'My dad'. Claims Bible originated from the same source. English D+ Tends to speak and write in archaic forms and uses outmoded figures of speech. History A Excellent pupil of ancient and Religious History. Geography C- Assignment on 'Hot, dry lands' was excellent, but shows little interest in the rest. In geology, keeps talking about the Rock of Ages instead of the ages of Rock. Social B+ Shows keen interest in social issues. Studies Mathematics F Lacks basics. Keeps muttering about 'Three in one' and 'I and the Father are one'. General D Lacks disipline - e.g., when asked to repeat the Science the experiment for making hydrogen, claimed he knew a better way. Graphic D Prefers to draw with a stick in the sand to pencil Communication and paper. Consumer C+ Interesting ideas about alternative life style: Education Something about living like sparrows and lilies of the fields...too impractical. Art Craft B Obviously has imagination and creativity, a good potter - likes working with dirt and water. Material A Excellent in woodwork section. Obviously receives Studies help and stimulation at home. Music/ B+ A keen member of the school choir. On occasions can Drama be frighteningly dramatic. Community A Keenly interested in all aspects of communtiy. Living Physical D- A trouble maker - e.g. during the learn-to-swim Education campaign insisted on trying to walk across the pool. Health A Shows a remarkable aptitude for first aid classes and knowledge of the body. Teacher's Comments: This boy has a very unhealthy tendency to form gangs. He has organized twelve of his friends into a gang and is seen constantly in the company of the children of publicans and sinners. He needs to be more selective in his choice of friends. Also, he should learn to keep his hair at a tidy length and not wear sandals with the school uniform. 010208 ... kx21 Given that all the above is true. One can safely conclude that there is not positive correlation between School's result and Preacher's performance... 010209 ... kx21 it should be no positive correlation between School's result and Preacher's performance... And GOOD Student can be BAD Preacher, and BAD student can be GOOD Preacher... 010209 ... kx21 and the school may not be a good place for the Preachers... and potential preachers may be at risk in school... and thus the school should tailor a special courses for potential preachers... 010209 ... somebody That's a GPA of 2.30666, or a C+ average. Definitely not "really_bad", although nothing to brag about either. Before academic inflation hit the US 2.0 was considered "average", so Jesus is an above-average student. Nothing proved, but humorous nonetheless. 081206 what's it to you? who go blather from