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love_potion
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moonshine
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"And if, to these powerful ingredients, you add monkey's turd, grind them together and sprinkle the powder on your lovers unsuspecting head, she will be your devoted slave for life."
Yeah... that'll definetly win her over.
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grendel
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well then...
i'm definitely not using THAT spellbook
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moonshine
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lol, It was on a tantra website? HEH http://www.tantra.com. They sure are flexible. I mean what a pain to get monkey shit anyhow. That'd take a whole afternoon to the zoo.
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grendel
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or at least a good catcher's mit
heheh
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When i was 6 years old, i was utterly in love with this one girl. I was helpless in her sea of beauty. Hehe, that sounds so funny now. Anyway, I thought "if only i had a love potion!" So i made one of my own! I put bleach and SLR and lead paint and just a little bit of my piss into a water jug. Now follow me here, this is where it gets funny. After school, when she and i were walking home, get this, i picked up a hugh rock, slammed it into her head, dragged her uncontious body into a field, and forced the concoction down her throat!!! Yea, pretty clever, or atleast i thougt so. The police didnt tho. When they found her body in the field, woooWEEEE did they put out a man-hunt!! Hehe, still makes me laugh tho. Oh what childern will do when we let our minds run free.
-fictional. I swear.
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lost
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oh my god shawn you can still make me laugh even when your gone. i miss ya man
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Casey
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I am very anti-love potion. I don't want a girl's feelings for me to have been created by a liquid that she drinks. The chemicals I want her to expirence must be made by her own body and soul. Even though this means I may loose her, or never even get her, I don't care, as long as she is happy.
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mona desdenoche
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if only i could find it on a hiden street corner and spoon-feed it to you in dusty afternoon light.
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ClairE
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no. 9
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Grievance
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is an evil show.
i would say an evily addicting show, but it wasn't addicting. It's minus a lot of positive adjectives.
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three words
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maroon love_potion romeo_and_juliet
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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