dear_france
silentbob
Dear
france
i
have
nothing
against
you
even
though
my
country
apparently
does
.
I
will
continue
to
call
our
food
, "
French
Toast
" "
french
fries
"
etc
etc
.
i
don't
think
our
food
has
anything
to
do
with
france
,
but
the
cafeteria
military
is
changing
their
names
anyway
....
My
response
is
Duh
.
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minnesota_chris
I
don't
think
they
appreciated
being
associated
with
fried
potatoes
and
eggy
bread
in
the
first
place
!
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...
Le Sporq
We're
probably
doing
them
the
biggest
favor
in
the
world
by
taking
their
names
off
that
stuff
What
i
want
to
know
now
,
is
this
:
do
all
the
war
-crazed
flag
-waving jackasses
walking
around
with
a
hard
-on
for
France
want
to
go
ahead
and
send
back
the
Statue
of
Liberty
(
gift
from
France
)
or
maybe
to
rename
Lafayette
Square
in
DC
so
that
we
don't
have
to
remind
ourselves
that
if
it
hadn't
been
for
the
help
of
a
gay
French
general
we'd
probably
still
be
British
and
dental
care
as
we
know
it
might
never
have
evolved
to
the
levels
it
has
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...
perhaps...
le sporque.....?
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silentbob
dental
care
may
be
advanced
and
all
that
but
its
also
fucking
impossible
to
get
your
teeth
fixed
if
you
don't
have
insurance
or
money
i
wish
things
in
this
country
weren't
so
expensive
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...
unhinged
i
don't
support
a
war
with
iraq
for
whatever
reason
real
or
fake
but
my
grandma
who
grew
up
during
world
war
two
brings
up
a
very
interesting
point
: 150,000
american
soldiers
died
at
normandy
during
WWII
to
liberate
france
from
the
third
reich.
i
don't
want
to
be
able
to
tell
stories
like
that
to
my
grandchildren
about
a
war
with
iraq
,
but
it
made
me
think
twice
about
what
i
thought
about
france's
position
on
impending
war
.
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"freedom" tickler (heh-heh)
I
don't
know
,
i
think
for
once
in
the
history
of
the
West
,
France
might
actually
have
the
right
idea
in
playing
Germany's
bitch
.
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sweetheart of the song tra bong
It
is
now
time
for
everyone
to
start
"
freedom
kissing
"
Do
it
for
your
country
!!!
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...
splinken
freedom
tickler.
sorry
.
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...
Freedom Tickling Sporq(ue?)
Dubya's
just
mad
because
Chirac
won't
dance
with
him
or
drink
his
kool
-aid.
Besides
,
i'm
coming
to
the
conclusion
that
we
have
more
Nazis
here
at
home
than
they
have
in
Europe
anymore
(
Great
irony
of
the
universe
-
we
sheltered
Nazi
war
-criminals
to
help
us
build
the
first
weapons_of_mass_destruction
from
the
ideas
and
theoretical
physics
of
a
man
they
would
have
just
as
soon
exterminated,
a
Jewish
pacifist
named
Albert
)
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from