andru235's_test_page andru235 1. In which year was the Roman capital moved to Ravenna? a) 7315 b.c. b) 55751 a.d. c) I really don't care d) All of the above 2. Parrot : Canticle as Surinam : a) Zinger b) Ptolemy III c) Apple-cranberry d) 634.7 3. In mathematics, which of the following is the correct order of operations? a) Multiply, add, divide, re-multiply b) Multiply, minuses, multi-plight c) Parentheses, parabolas, parachutes d) Let's talk about Pindar's "Odors" 4. In chess notation, what is meant by Nb6 g3? a) Knight to B-6, pawn to A-4. b) The knight enters a pawn shop. c) It's knight-time. d) I win, you lose. Sorry. 5. In which key was Haydn writing when he penned his 2,523,955th note? a) E-flat Major b) b minor c) F Major d) K-sharp lieutenant 6. The force by which all matter is attracted to all other matter is called: a) Gravy-tah b) Depravity c) Samantha d) Eric J. Lundberg 7. In literature, an anti-climactic development is sometimes known as: a) Dequenching b) "His fault" c) Uncertainty Principle d) Semi-colon 8. On average, a human can go how many days without using a left bracket "{"? a) One b) Ten c) One-Hundred d) Let's get married, I can't live without you. 9. The difference between a crocodile and an alligator is best summed up as: a) Reasonable doubt b) Bird-in-mouth syndrome c) "Belief determines reality" d) Well, for starters, we must look at the curious nature of Livy's infamous "Wurthering Heights." This may have little to do with crocodiles and alligators, of course. So let us forget about the matter entirely, and order another round of biscuits. 10. What is your excuse for not answering a single question on this test correctly? a) I wasn't in the mood to answer correctly. b) The supplied answers were totally bullsh - *whack* *kapow* ... uh, ... I can't remember... c) My name is Sassafrass. My name is Sassafrass. My name is Sassafrass. My name is Sassafrass. d) My mom said that I don't have to answer your questions correctly if I don't want to because it is a free country and I don't have to do anything at all if I don't feel like it except for breathe and eat and defecate and sleep. And gargle with saltwater. GRADING 10/10 You cheated. 9/10 You cheated. 8/10 You cheated. 7/10 Let's make love, lover. 6/10 You're lying. 5/10 You're lying. 4/10 You're full of beans. 3/10 Talk dirty to me. 2/10 Congratulation! 1/10 You are very mysterious. 0/10 Don't feel too bad about it. A+! 051019 what's it to you? who go blather from