zinger
Dafremen
No
...don't
tell
me
none
of
you
junk
food
addicts
have
blathed
ZINGER
either
!?!
Are
you
out
of
your
minds?!
Strawberry
Zingers
..are
these
really
the
basis
for
the
fabled "
ambrosia
:
Food
of
the
Gods
" sung
of
by
Homer
and
other
bards
of
old
?
Indeed
it
may
well
be
,
for
Zingers
(
yes
,
the
exact
Zingers
on
your
neighborhood
grocery
store
shelves
right
now
)precede
recorded
human
history
.
It
is
thought
that
they
were
perhaps
brought
back
from
the
Orient
by
early
Mediterranean merchants,
but
all
attempts
at
domestic cultivation
in
that
region
failed
.
More
recently
,
the
world's
supply
of
Zingers
has
been
steadily replenished
by
the
intensely
prolific
output
of
the
West
Australian
Jimmitaroongo Zinger mines
and
the
Dolly
Madison
Snack
Cake
Stripe
Mine
in
Wanker's
Corner
,
Oregon
,
USA
.
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