plumbing DannyH There is no hot water. The plumber is supposed to come today. My head itches from lack of immersion. We have to keep boiling the kettle. the strain on the electric shorted a fuse but we’ve fixed that. Pity we can’t fix the water but we can’t. You have to be a plumber to do that. Its the law. Ordinary citizens do not go fannying about with boilers. They are explosive fuckers and may lead to whole terraces disappearing in crispy black lumps. Leave it to the proffessionals, they know what they are doing. And how much they should charge for it. 010423 ... akastones plumbers have pipes, and i mean that in more ways than not. I know this kid Danny, he's a plumber....he has pipes, but I still beat him in arm wrestling once. He told me about how it's against the law not to have a bathroom and without plumbers everybody would be walking around in there own shit and piss. I became his friend that day. 010423 ... flo our toilet blocked, we had to get a plumber. hours we waited, needing to shit, and eventually there he was. two minutes work later we had a toilet again but he wanted paying, bastard. didn't have any money. sorry we said, no money. well i'm not going without it he retorts. booo hissss. one thing led to another, a few punches were thrown and i've got a dead plumber on my hands, what to do, what to do? the building we live in is tall with many nosy neighbours below, so we did the only thing we could do. we cut him up and flushed him away. everything was fine, he must have been a good plumber because it was not until the jaw bone that it blocked again. we needed a shit and so did the only thing possible. that was three weeks ago, there are no more plumbers in the book, all gone. i need a shit, but i don't think i can hold it until some bright spark spots the commercial vacuum i have created it this particular market. 010429 ... feeler our toilet blocked, we had to get a plumber. hours we waited, needing to shit, and eventually there he was. two minutes work later we had a toilet again but he wanted paying, bastard. didn't have any money. sorry we said, no money. well i'm not going without it he retorts. booo hissss. one thing led to another, a few punches were thrown and i've got a dead plumber on my hands, what to do, what to do? the building we live in is tall with many nosy neighbours below, so we did the only thing we could do. we cut him up and flushed him away. everything was fine, he must have been a good plumber because it was not until the jaw bone that it blocked again. we needed a shit and so did the only thing possible. that was three weeks ago, there are no more plumbers in the book, all gone. i need a shit, but i don't think i can hold it until some bright spark spots the commercial vacuum i have created it this particular market. 010429 ... flo sorry about the repetition, feeler should keep his hands off expensive electrical equipment that he does not understand 010429 ... katie.k. I like to play with expensive electrical equiptment. 020108 ... god keep the radio out of the bath, dude 030712 what's it to you? who go blather from