unsexy kookaburra today i felt unsexy. and no, not unpretty...i feel like that all of the time. but look, here i was walking my little black dog (we'll call her Thumbelina, because that is her name) and i had been strutting a little bit, because i was wearing some tight that pants that almost look good on me, and i knew for sure that i hadnt bled through my pants (dont make fun of my paranoia, that aint cool) so anyways, i was waling with my doggy, and then she stopped and started pooping, which was fine. then she finished, and i was like "yay, i can go back inside now!" but then the dog from up the street comes down the street with his owner (who isnt drop dead gorgeous, but hey, neither am i). and of course the dogs had to stop and look at each other, while i sat there and blushed (unoticeably) and waited for them to go, as the poop started melting in the sun. so what have we learned today children? lets spin the good idea/bad idea/ moral wheel!!! (yea, i know theres no such thing on the show, but i can combine this if i want to) good idea: meeting a boy with a dog while walking your cute little doggy. bad idea: meeting a boy with a dog as your dog thrashes around excitedly and nearly dances in her own poop. there cant be many things more unsexy than that... 040514 ... minnesota_chris it'd be pretty unsexy to pick up the poop in a little bag and carry it with you, like you're supposed to. 040515 ... kookaburra i was about to, but i couldnt because he was watching me. plus its a BRIGHT blue bag. cant really miss it. and you know what? i dont remember him holding a bag...hmmmmmmm, so hes the one leaving behind all the poop 040515 ... minnesota_chris kookaburra, the poop patrol. "Hey you, I don't see a bag in your hand!" Semper vigilans faexes always vigilant for poop 040517 ... doris day night yup, if you are not on top of it the cold hard facts happen to be unsexy. some animals get their tail in it and drag poop all over so you're better off to wipe his butt and help him along to avoid the poop...i have a reptilian sort of creature and he belongs in the rainforest not my apartment, however it's far too late for that now 040517 what's it to you? who go blather from