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united_prudes_of_blathe
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splinken
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are you with me? who will join the crusade?
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kendra
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me! where's my mittens? yes, and it's about time!
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kendra
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yeah and old-skool all the way baby.
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lost pervert
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(walks in, looks around confusedly) "uuuhhhh.... is this where dem perverts meet, or is dat down de hall?"
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splinken
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old skool, yo. for real, though. hey pervert....you're looking for a mass of people who are overly fixated on their genitals. we are a group of people whose genitals make them slightly uncomfortable. wrong room. those other folks are a few rooms over, i'm not sure how many. it's the room with the barry white music seeping out from the crack in the door.
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The Schleiffen Man
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along the way to close my eyes i lost where i was going the more the room spins the more that i try to stop my mind flowing away to all that i despise - 311 "Flowing"
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splinken
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turn the keys on your chastity belts, girls: there's some serious work to be done. our mission: to accelerate the next step in human evolution: the elimination of the human sexual organs. we shall be sleek, robotic, and without sexual impulses. babies will be be made in laboratories and poems will be about gears. i think that this is extremely noble. to arms!
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That guy over there
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I think somebody needs to get laid.
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splinken
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let all of you mouth-breathers be warned: we're still watching you.
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Secretary of Pornography Grendel
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*pant*Pant*pant* Hey, cool, we like being watched. Voyeur.
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splinken
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consider my legs crossed, kiddies. this means war.
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Head Of Masturbation-Thyartshallshant
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Thats the great thing about masturbation... I dont care if your legs are open OR closed, as long as I can look at em!
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Secretary of Pronography Grendel
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Back up, kid, this is a job for an experienced pervert, although your continued masturbation could be construed as (im)moral support for the war effort so on that note, keep it up Thy' (pun intended) It is only the most penetrating sort of commentary that ever makes progress in these types of encounters
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GRRRendel
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blather_sexual_revolution
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celestias shadow
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united prudes of blather......untied prudes of blather?
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031126
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zeelander
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this is one organization that went to z-land fast. .
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oldephebe
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boy i expected to see some list with my name on it...or at least a really inspired spume of deprecation or derision... ...
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041208
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sameolme
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Eating 3 prudes a day helps keep me regular.
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041208
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no reason
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i sure hope you're just saying prunes with a stuffy nose!
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041208
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sameolme
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Yes, yes, of course, prunes, yes prunes.
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041209
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what's it to you?
who
go
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blather
from
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