new_shirt
klarchen
I
bought
a
new
shirt
today
.
It
is
the
shade
of
blue
in
a
way
that
a
fresh
bruise
would
first
appear
.
It
has
a
high
collar
in
a
way
that
chokes
my
neck
as
if
someone
was
strangling
me
.
It
is
sleevless
in
a
way
that
someone
is
pulling
on
my
arms
and
tearing
the
material
away
.
It
fits
tight
in
a
way
that
someone
is
holding
me
to
the
ground
and
not
letting
me
go
.
It
has
sparkles
in
a
way
that
my
tears
would
fall
and
streak
after
the
struggle
.
After
I
take
my
shirt
off
and
place
it
in
the
laundry
.
000804
...
midori
I
also
bought
a
new
skirt
It
is
silky
...and
will
match
my
blue
shirt
.
Shirt
and
skirt
go
great
to
work
000804
...
typhoid
i
will
have
to
wear
this
silly
blue
buttonable
thing
for
work
.
but
i
havn't
even
started
yet
.
along
with
pants
that
arn't
jeans
and
shoes
that
arn't
sneakers
.
basically
nothing
that
i
currently
own
.
000804
...
Midori
I
consider
dress
codes
for
the
ill
-prepared
staff
managers
and
their
provocative-dressing employees.
useless
people
......feeling
the
need
to
have
their
chest
hang
out
of
their
dress
.
I
am
glad
I
work
in
the
back
of
an
office
.......no
dress
codes
for
me
!
000804
...
moonshine
My
work
gave
me
sailor
hat
to
wear
,
the
busboys
decided
I
m
a
lesbian
without
my
consent
000805
...
Kasa
I
bought
a
new
shirt
,
not
today
though
.
I
didn't
try
it
on
and
it
turned
out
to
be
too
small
.
Or
maybe
I
am
too
big
.
It
is
a
beautiful
Sea
Green
colour
.
Or
maybe
mint
green
.
Who
Knows
?
I
will
give
it
to
keni
because
I
know
it
will
fit
her
.
She
is
a
tiny
little
thing
.
And
she
loves
that
colour
.
I
still
wish
it
would
fit
ME
though
.
000828
...
silentbob
im
goign
to
Fort
Dodge
this
weekend
to
get
some
new
shirts.
maybe
an
APC
one
,
tribute
to
maynard
.
maybe
...eh, they'll probbly
have
nuthin
good
.
crappy
fort
dodge
mall
.
000829
...
kendra
I
want
the
Candy
Angel
t
-shirt
from
the
Radiskull
.
It's
pink
with
a
bit
of
shimmeriness
to
it
. Waaa,
I
wanna
get
it
.
001211
...
tourist
"
Beware
any
endevour
that
requires
the
purchase
of
a
new
set
of
clothes
."
mark
twain
001212
...
. : * p s y b o r g * : .
They
smell
good
.
011029
...
ilovepatsajak
my
shirt
has
little
guitars
on
it
011029
...
dB
there's
a
new
band
in
NZ
called
Good
Shirt
.
They
just
released
an
album
called
Good
.
I
suggest
you
check
it
our
,
great
band
.
011029
...
lost
i
got
a
new
shirt
.
it's
black
and
says
"
if
your
parents
got
divorced
would
they
still
be
brother
and
sister
?"
it's
perfect
for
the
small
hick
town
i
live
in
.
011029
...
girl_jane
I've
got
tons
of
ideas
.
021127
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
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