marshmallow_cloud Whitechocolatewalrus You see an orange bear romping around and are scared out of your mind. You search frantically for a place to hide, anywhere, but there is nowhere. You stand completely still and hope that Orange Bear will not notice that you are standing near him. No such luck. Orange Bear saunters in your direction. "Helloooooo." "...." "I'm Orange Bear. Who are you?" "...." "I'm not going to eat you, the little green leprechaun just payed a visit and I am full of those tasty marshmallows that are so deliciously yummy." At the mention of food, you realize that you have not eaten and are completely famished. Your hunger presently takes over and you forget to be afraid. "Are there more!" "Marshmallows?" "...." ('Of course,' you think, 'I obviously wouldn't be talking about anything else.') "Of course there're more. The little green leprechaun never runs out. You'll just have to wait until he comes back with another supply." "Oh." "So, don't you want to play a game of hide and seek?" "...." Orange Bear shrugs and runs off to play by himself. You no longer feel free to be yourself so you just sit down to wait for the little green leprechaun. You wait and wait and wait for what seems like hours. Finally you can't take it anymore. "Hey, Orange Bear! When is this little green leprechaun guy going to come around?" "I don't know. He's a devious little bugger. Sometimes he comes twice a day,sometimes he doesn't come for two days in a row. It just depends." "Well, I guess the marshmallows aren't really that important to me. How do I get out of here?" At this point, Orange Bear begins to laugh hysterically. "Out? Out, you say? HAHAHAHAHA! There is no OUT!!! You are going to be here forever! AHahahaHAHA!" You begin to cry. *SWALLOW* ...Orange Bear ate you. "You should have agreed to play hide and seek with me!" and Orange Bear runs off to romp around by himself until the next helpless victim just happened to drop in. 031122 ... Whitechocolatewalrus Orange Bear: Maybe if you behave well, I will let you visit the word "interdigitate." (Good word:) 031122 ... Whitechocolatewalrus and romp is fun, too. 031123 ... Death of a Rose Great, I've swallowed by an orange bear, just because I didn't want to play hide and seek. Well this is certainly going to put a kink in my travel plans, I'll have you know. Sheesh. 040618 what's it to you? who go blather from