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frankenfistkitten y'all are freaking me out.

you know this.

where's tonya?

maybe she'll like me better than hello_kitty did.
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catomic purrr purrr purrrr

tick tick tick tick

......BOOM!
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god i love you, tonya. 010817
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tonya i still just wanna eat that bird over there 010818
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zero fly away little birdy fly fly away

sometimes the owls are not what they seem

sometimes they are what they seem but they don't appear to be what they seem

sometimes the owls aren't owls at all

any questions?
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zero fly away little birdy fly fly away

sometimes the owls are not what they seem

sometimes they are what they seem but they don't appear to be what they seem

sometimes the owls aren't owls at all

any questions?
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god am i dead yet? 010818
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squillo (who knew?) not dead, but a tiny bit daed and just a little bit farky 010819
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god thank satan. 010819
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satan satan satan you're welcome

oh, and by the way, the words go over THIS part
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dB five cats in my house. yeah, five! I hate them. 3 Dogs, three!! They are stupid, I hate them too. Four turtles. They don't do anything!! not a damn thing!! Then there's the Koi, they, um... well they swim funny!! And the horse! God damn garage is full of fucking hay and other horse food. It stinks!!

I hate animals. They screwed up my house.
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adorable little girl Cute little kitty..
It's my pet kitty.
I found it when it was lost.
Such a cute little kitty.
I gave it a special name.
It's name is Mittens.
I named it Mittens because it's paws are a different color.
The kitty was asleep when I found it in the street by my house.
It had an ouchie on it's tummy.
There were things coming out of the ouchie.
I giggled because it looked like spaghetti.
Just like the kind my mommy makes.
When I found my kitty, it's mouth was open but there was no noise.
Mommy said sounds come out when people snore.
The kitty got lost.
The poor kitty needed a home.
I got my special shoebox from when mommy got me shoes.
I took everything out of the shoebox so that kitty could be safe while I took it inside.
The kitty's ouchy got spaghetti all over my hands.
The spaghetti was messy because it had sauce.
Did the kitty's mommy give the kitty spaghetti?
I didn't tell mommy about my kitty.
Mommy doesn't allow pets in the house.
So kitty has to stay under the bed all the time.
My kitty is a lazy kitty.
My kitty likes to sleep all the time.
Cute little kitty..
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me yay! 031009
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god cats are the new dogs. huh? 050314
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