merits_of_lying
stork daddy
say
you
were
best
friends
with
this
dude
who
had
just
died
.
His
wife
was
devastated
.
She
could
only
say
through
the
tears
that
he
was
the
love
of
her
life
,
her
purpose
etc
.
Now
say
you
knew
your
friend
had
cheated
on
her
,
thought
her
philistine
,
etc
.
etc
.
She
asks
you
through
the
tears
, "
do
you
think
he
loved
me
as
much
as
I
loved
him
"
you
answer
yes
right
?
040820
...
shower singer
i
find
truth
to
be
very
relative
040820
...
stork daddy
certainly
.
it's
also
sometimes
relatively
not
relative
relative
to
the
relative
agreements
of
human
observers.
but
perhaps
your
sky
really
is
green
and
you
just
learned
to
call
it
blue
.
040820
...
abracadabra
i
wouldn't
want
to
hurt
her
so
undoubtedly
in
that
situation
i
would
lie
040820
...
somepeoplesmile
i
can
create
a
whole
new
life
,
where
i'm
this
happy
little
kid
who
doesn't
think
about
the
evils
of
the
world
and
doesn't
even
consider
adding
to
them
.
and
now
i'm
waiting
for
reality
to
imitate
fantasy
...and
waiting
...
040820
...
2 questions
how
do
you
know
that
you
know
what
he
really
thought
of
her
?
and
how
do
you
know
that
she
doesn't
already
know
he
'cheated'
on
her
?
040820
...
another question
how
do
you
measure
love
?
040820
...
why not
The
"
M
"
of
Dollars_and_Cents
?
040820
...
363 billion
The
"
Dollars_and_cents
"
around
&
across_the_Universe
of
a_'love_triangle'_in_the_21st_century
:-
= (
is
equal
to
)
The
Price
Tag
(
Dollars_and_cents
)
for
US
-Led
War
in
Iraq
since
March
2003
-
a_wrong_war_in_21k
=$330
billion
+ $
33
billion
040820
...
$363 billion
(:
040820
...
pete
"
What
was
the
last
thing
he
said
before
he
died
?"
"
Your
name
."
--
True
Answer
: "
The
horror
.
The
horror
."
040820
...
tessa
If
I
really
understood
about
the
truth
in
every
story
,
maybe
lying
wouldn't
make
me
so
angry
.
050130
...
pete
it
will
take
lies
for
the
city
to
get
me
to
understand
why
buses
run
later
on
MONDAY
than
on
SATURDAY
... *
disgruntled
citizen
who
had
to
walk
an
extra
hour
before
he
could
catch
a
cab
cause
the
bus
dumped
him
at
a
middle
in
the
nowhere
station
called
"
last
stop
"
at
an
eleven
and
a
half
hour
late
night
shift
*
050130
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from