but_unicorns_are_real king kong NINJA yes they most certainly are! "is that what you take me for? a mare?" 030422 ... JD I unconditionally trust you in everything you do and I am committed to our love in as much the same way as I would commit myself if I no longer believed I could keep on truckin'... but unicorns are real scary no matter what you say to convince me otherwise. 030923 ... the_blather_unicorn Not all of us are scary. Some of us are elusive creatures, that prance through the forest evading wily young virgins and their insidious laps, which call to have our heads rested in them. (shudders and shakes a hoof in the air) Wicked wicked virgins!! 030923 ... Aimee who said they weren't? 030924 ... misstree would you prefer a notavirgin, complete with lap craving horny head? no virgin lap calling to you, no obligations, just a notavirgin sitting there waiting, so you can say, "yeah, that lap wants me. sucks to be that lap." 030924 ... Dafremen You should really take up prancing through the forest. It's liberating and very therapeutic, you know. 030924 ... the_blather_unicorn Yea...and it's great for the glutes too! 030924 ... misstree heh... heh heh... actually, i do prance through the forest on a pretty regular basis, when i go wandering off at swordfighting events. it's wonderfully peaceful, and it's nice to get my brain to shut up once in a while. but, ah, yeah, i do other stuff in forests too. like run. and jump. ahem. 030924 ... ouch ouch ouch some days life is about as challenging as trying to play leapfrog with unicorns 030924 ... darkeyes in time we will see all, hear all, know all. 030924 ... screwing fro virginity unicorns are not real, they are a mythical being such as leprechans, dragons, and eskimos 030924 ... the_blather_unicron ..and virgins?! (crossing hooves and hoping against all hope) 030924 ... pipedream naah. virgins are real, sorry to bust your lap-bubble hope ;) 030924 ... unhinged as real as the stock market and the global economy 140717 ... unhinged and the original post quotes my favorite movie as a child: the_last_unicorn 140717 ... king_kong_ninja of course it was love. it was mine too! 151124 ... dafremen This joke was based on "album" (really demo) cover art at https://f1.bcbits.com/img/a2342052835_10.jpg ------------------------------------ So a unicorn is fucking Spongebob and a friend of his walks by. "Hey! Shouldn't you be using a condom?" asks this apparently really voyeuristic unicorn friend of his who was giving his crank too hard of a look for a 'friend' (IMHO), but whatever. "Naww", replies the first unicorn as he merrily bounces away on his memory foam fuck, "I'm on The Sponge." (insert rim shot here) (no, not with the camera..on the audio track.) 151125 what's it to you? who go blather from