armpit_hair whome There were no seats on the subway so I had to grab a strap. As I lifted up my arm I heard a scream -- WHAT'S THAT?! I took a look around I thought it must be something scary like a lion or a tiger or the Virgin Mary Then I noticed they were looking at me. I heard, "O, migawd, they're *hairy*." Ya turn 13 they put a razor in your hand to teach you the difference between a woman and a man. Ya see, girls smooth their pits so boys can smooth the chicks. But I was different I wanted to smooth the chicks I wanted to lick their pits Armpit hair Armpit hair i like it Armpit hair Armpit hair spike it spike it I was walking around Brooklyn when these cool guys drove by. They said "We’re looking for a good time baby -- wanna ride?" I flashed my biggest smile I said "Hey, sounds like fun!" Then I -- flash my armpit hair. They turn. They run. Armpit hair Armpit hair it's a weapon Armpit hair Armpit hair use discretion Well I hear that the Senate is planning a convention to pass an amendment on body hair prevention! I’m planning on attending, I’ll be sitting in the front row; I’ll have chains on my pits screaming: "Hell no, it won’t go!" I’m like Inspector Gadget, when I unfurl my curls I lasso all the bad guys & I rope in all the girls. I figure I owe ‘em cause they saved me From the clueless and the hairless Patriarchy! Armpit hair Armpit hair you know it Armpit hair Armpit hair grow it grow it Well, I want to go to Europe, the land of Brave and Free Where it’s considered natural for girls to be hairy! Where gillette don’t make a profit off of keeping women busy As pleasers with their shavers and their razors and their tweezers. So to all the boys and the men with the furry, furry masses with the ape like backs and the very hairy asses. I don’t find that particularly pretty so get your opinion out of my hairy pitty. Huh! Armpit hair forget Armpit hair gillette Armpit hair don't cut it Armpit hair rapunzel swung it They say, "Cut your clits and shave your pits and cover your tits!" We say -- bullshit. 'Cause I use my curls to be at one with the world like When I’m out camping And I lay myself to rest I sleep with my arms out so the birdies can nest. So stop and reconsider just what they consider natural Cause armpit hair is simply Mammally Factual. -ALIX OLSON http://www.alixolson.com 031104 ... anne-girl most definitely 040908 ... flowerock. I think it's really cute. My lover does not. So my armpits are bald and stubbly. 160604 what's it to you? who go blather from