i_want_pants
gay gizmo ok lemme tell you all. I've recently fell in love. More in love than ever before. Its like a fairy-tale love. Oooooh the object of my affection. So beautiful. They fit me so nicely!!! They are patchwork pants, with a few leather patches including right in the crotch. I cant stop thinking about them. Tight in the legs, flared at the feet, and superbly scandalous low-rise waist in the truest of all gay fashions. I want them, the only problem is they are $240. I dont think that is too absurd. I mean, it is, but I thihnk these pants are a good investment. I defintly look like amillion bucks in them. Its settled, they will be mine before the new year. 021029
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brainiac ALL I WANT IS A DECENT PAIR OF PAINTS!! 021030
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squint and she don't want me. (ok so I dont really want her)

you know. I don't get it, right? this girl is nicknamed pants, she lives in seattle (which has nothing to do with anything)...and my friend in Oregon has the nickname pants and I'm like what the--? is there something I missed here?

no, really, is there?

and then in my dream I had a friend named pants, but that carries no significance.
021030
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nuthinbut fuck pants, I just want legs.

hipnubs
021031
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gay gizmo so...i got the pants. I broke down and bought them, with the intention of wearing them once and then returning them. BUT.....they are not returnable for credit or cash, so I am stuck with them Not that I mind in the least. I mean hey, its notm y credit card ;) 021031
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icy leather pants. black, to be specific. ever since i first thought about buying a pair, i've had them near the top of my "frivolous things to buy" list. my excuse for not getting them now is money and weight, but not necessarily in that order.
and then, when i find my ideal black leather boots, won't i feel sexy!
031030
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