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redneckk
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he's a lonely little bitch and needs some lovin'
and some shit
any takers?
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yoink
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okay...thanks, i guess...
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Sol
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um, i have a cat who is looking lonely, interested?
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Casey
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When in doubt you can always send away for one of those mail order brides.
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yoink
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i wonder if nocturnal, that fine dressing young girl, is available?
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nocturnal
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well, yoink, that's actually a more complicated question than you might think. I kind of am, but not entirely. in the somewhat adjusted words of mitch hedberg, "I don't have a boyfriend, but I know a guy who'd be pissed of if he heard me say that." anyway, available or not, I'm so far from being ready to get married, it's ridiculous. if you're still interested in about 10 years, we'll talk.
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kingsuperspecial
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me me me! oh me! me me me me can I ? can I? me me...
wait a second. is this the "somebody marry florescentlight" page?
euh, oh. excuse me.
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yoink
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then can i just be the "mad if he heard me say that" guy?
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burden
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What would you like the dowry to be? If it is agreeable, I shall make you my sweet little love man pookie boy muffin.
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bijou
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i know how to say "will you marry me yoink" in chineese:
"will you marry me yoink in chineese?"
i can say it in german and portugese too.
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erin the luftwaffe
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with this ring, ivy wet. do you take this can to be your awfully wetted husband as wrong as you both shall live? i dude.
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yoinks wife
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hummpf
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nocturnal
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alright. I cave. if you're still interested, I'll marry you. as long as you understand I will have affairs on the side. but marrying you might be good for both of us.
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pontifier
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damn! Nocturnal! R U my ex-girlfriend Sheryl?
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nocturnal
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perhaps you will never know.
otay, yeah you will. nope. name's liz, not sheryl. did this chick cheat on you? I hate cheaters.
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pontifier
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cheat she did
on me she did
good thing she did!
ya know what else she did?
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ClairE
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Did she marry yoink?
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yoink
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yeah, am i married?
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lady lunchbox
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yoink, if she stood you up, i'll step in.
5 ft. 5 in., red hair, blue eyes
petite, thin, loves life and rice krispies treats.
i do dishes and windows!!
i'm in the market for a blather_husband if you're interested!
ps- i'm extremely faithful!
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yoink
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i like tron
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020421
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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