cult_of_the_pink_unicorn_wearing_a_bys BYS Quik This blathe is the headquarters for the cult of the Pink_Unicorn_Wearing_a_Bright_Yellow_Sweater. Cult members are welcome to blathe about their favorite aspects of the pink unicorn, its yellow sweater, or the brightness of the sweater's yellow. Please refrain from any negative talk about the Pink_Unicorn_Wearing_a_Bright_Yellow_Sweater. It hurts the unicorn's bright_yellow_feelings, and you will be justly impaled upon its alacorn. "BYS" is the secret code word for "Bright_Yellow_Sweater". This code word is known only to members of the cult, as well as pretty much everyone else who has visited the cult's headquarters, which is, as mentioned, this blathe. Remember, unicorns are very nice and enjoy nuzzling cult members who feed them cupcakes, kohlrabi, and/or veggie burgers (most unicorns are vegetarian, although evil unicorns often dine on angry geriatrics). So, blathe away, friends of the Pink_Unicorn_Wearing_a_Bright_Yellow_Sweater! Let's make this the #1 place to discuss the Pink_Unicorn_Wearing_a_Bright_Yellow_Sweater and meet others who also love non-evil unicorns, sweaters, or bright yellow. And most importantly, have fun! 080117 ... Perplexed Observer So, like, is there more than one person in this cult, or not? Seems like maybe this is a one person cult, no offense. 080118 ... dafremen I'm in. Ok so, it's not well known, but I found out why Pink Unicorns wear Bright Yellow Sweaters. It's so they can be more easily retrieved should they happen to fall in your Pink Country Time Lemonade. I know this from experience. Before BYS, this country was losing a dozen pink unicorns to lemonade drowning every year. I know this from experience. I drowned them. (Hey cut the tape. You can edit that right?) 080118 ... BYS Quik Hooray! Now we even have an esoteric mystery! Thanks Dafreman! And DON'T YOU DARE DROWN ANOTHER UNICORN! 080118 ... Excitement? What are "bright yellow feelings?" 080119 ... Sinister Voice "...Soon they will ALL be under the spell of the pink_unicorn_wearing_a_bright_yellow_sweater!!!" 080120 ... BYS Quik Day Three: So far it's just me and Dafreman. Those others seemed to be mocking us. Or perhaps I am being overly sensitive? I will have to ask the pink_unicorn_wearing_a_bright_yellow_sweater. 080121 ... . . 081114 ... dafremen Bright Yellow Feelings are what make Pink Unicorns so irresistible to members of the C.O.P.U.W.B.Y.S. (pronounced Cop-U-Bees.) It is not only an endearing trait and an acquired taste, it is what establishes Pink Unicorns Wearing BYS and their cultees as being fit and necessary for survival within the workings of the evolutionary process. "Survival of the fittest" is as adaptable a term as the process which it attempts to describe and so defined, couldn't possibly allow itself to be confined to activities as base and mundane as breathing, drinking, eating and shitting. This said, the next stage in this progression known as "Survival of the Fittest" is the ability to produce, nurture and share Bright Yellow Feelings. I hope that clears up any confusion. All hail the Pink_Unicorn_Wearing_A_Bright_Yellow_Sweater! 081115 ... BYS Quik All hail Bright_Yellow_Feelings! 081115 what's it to you? who go blather from