code mad madame mim SCENE VI: Will's Apartment (WILL and ANDY are sitting at the table, eating, having a glass of wine and talking.) ANDY: The last guy I went out with wasn't a fix-up. He was more of a fixer-upper. I used to call him "This Old Boyfriend." GRACE: [ENTERING] Hi. Andy, Will, I'm sorry to bother you. [TO WILL] My latch, it's stuck. Can you do that trick you do to unstick it? You know, the whack, the bang, and the wiggle-wiggle-waggle? WILL: [TO ANDY] I'm really sorry you had to hear that. ANDY: That's ok. [WILL AND GRACE STEP OUT INTO THE HALLWAY] WILL: Whack, bang, wiggle-wiggle? GRACE: It was code. WILL: For what? I'm 12? GRACE: You sold me out. WILL: Grace, go to bed. You've obviously had a very busy day of crazy. GRACE: No, I don't think so. You were supposed to be proving a point to my mother, not selfishly sharing a nice evening with someone. This completely flies in the face of my master plan! WILL: Master plan? What are you, Simon Bar Sinister? Grace, I like him. GRACE: Well, cut it out! Will, you don't even know him. For your information, he sucked at tether ball. Yeah! Uh-huh! He showered in his underwear, and he once barfed s'mores all over the lodge. But no! Will has to go and find his good side. When did you get to be so spiteful? WILL: Guess what. This isn't about you. This is about me. And if you have a problem with that, then it's something you should take up with your pharmacist. I'm going back to my apartment, have a glass of wine, some nice conversation, and perhaps, if all goes well, a little whack, bang, wiggle-wiggle. Good night. 000103 ... Tank buttercuntcup ancuntd icunt hacuntve jucuntst inventcunted acunt necuntw seccuntret langcuntuage... icuntf yocuntu cacuntn recuntad thcuntis, yocuntu hacuntve craccuntked thcunte cocuntde... icuntf yocuntu cacuntn't, macunty icunt tacuntke thcuntis bricuntef momcuntent tcunto tecuntll yocuntu thcuntat yocuntu arcunte acunt cucuntnt... wcunte bcunte ocuntn socuntme spcunty shcuntit focuntr recuntal ycunto... 001013 ... Barrett "Damn Jimmy, this is some good coffee!" 001013 ... Boogaloo Wish I could code. 001026 ... startfires 45 elp o634 @333 fifteen #6604296539 001026 ... codex decode|:|edoced tai wai mod zæ? el wai mod proomt? Þa'l taazdloi'ung eol goomt. 010330 ... u0 .hsilgne sti 010330 ... roller code/decode codec codex 021018 ... dafremen Witness the dawn of the first microcomputer generation's middle age: "Yea, well I don't care how new your PC is, my Commodore 64 booted faster!" 050207 ... epitome_of_incomprehensibility "O, Draconian devil! Oh, lame saint!" And now that I've got that out of my system, we can proceed more rationally. With (-1^1/2)/0% accuracy. =split rational to the infinite power Math is my forte but words are my piano math//music: sine wave function parallel, parallel, parallel 050726 what's it to you? who go blather from