baby_ducks kss eeeeeeeeeeeeeee! so cute! 040510 ... ethereal hehehehe. 040510 ... minnesota_chris that's good... kingsuperspecial returned from a long absence to blathe about... baby ducks? it's gettin stinky in here 040510 ... hannah yes, and he gave the baby duck away today. We miss you Donnie. 040510 ... x [hannah? who's hannah? i've never heard of her... i wonder if this is some secret girlfriend... how can i find out WAIT i'm insane what the fuck is my problem anyway and who cares i care goddamnit stop caring] 040517 ... motorist vrooom, vroom, crunch. 040517 ... mr.bunnyrabbit no no no. mustn't eat. not without a sorboduck. 040520 ... phiip There is no such thing as a baby duck. Ducks are gays. Quoting Noe (Bible, Act I, scene 48, removed from the final version) : "Ducks gave me a lot of trouble. While I was looking for one male and one female of each species, I could only get two male ducks - which told me they were perfectly happy as they are and, no, they did not want any female. When I started talking about reproduction to them, and the necessity of having one male and one female, they said I was a fascist. Thus came the snails, and the snails said maybe we should take the two male ducks, after all they looked like nice fellows and I had no right to break couples like that, because you never know, since two males hermaphrodites snails can have children togethers, while not two male ducks ?" "So I had to look for a female duck by myself, and I found one, but she said she didn't want to come and live with male ducks, that it was against her vow of celibacy, and anyway she hated men and was a lesbian." "Then I remember ducks could swim, and I understood it wasn't such a big problem, and since they hade been able to reproduce somehow until now, there is no reason why they wouldn't continue, so I left all of them out of the Arch." So, no, there is not such thing as a baby duck. 040520 ... phil ducklings 040521 ... prolapsed semicolon one tenth of my poultry would give you gas 050223 ... daxle they should have hauled me off back then. at least i'd have more mashed potatoes. 050708 ... pete quack! 050713 what's it to you? who go blather from