how_to_masturbate stork daddy when i was in 7th grade, i only kind of knew how. i used to go downstairs and turn on the television and i'd watch i dream of genie or the old black and white addams family. then i discovered scrambled porn. it was channel 99. my friends had real porn which i could've borrowed, but this seemed more classy, like...this isn't a stripjoint it's a burlesque show. i'd be down there right after school. i never touched my penis then because that seemed dirty and sinful. so i'd rub my t-shirt over it until i'd cum. which would usually be right when my dad would call me for dinner. i'd always have to change into my pajamas first. i think he must've known. they must've joked about it whilst having cocktails upstairs. finally on vacation once, i was masturbating with the aloe vera while someone was looking for it. i came out with the aloe vera and my swimtrunks on and my dad said...if you play with it too much you'll go blind. being neurotic as a child i obsessively asked him what would. aloe vera? playing with it? i think that worried him about me more than anything that i couldn't tell he was joking. 040322 ... pheather and you think about sex how many times minute? 040322 ... . and you think about sex how many times per minute? 040322 ... zb.octopus that's the most disgusting response to such a piece of honesty. Keep rolling your eyes and spending too long saying OK, but one day you'll wake up to me, naked from the waist-down, sitting on your chest. me or someone similar 040323 ... tickly pheather excuse me! what was that all about? I was just noticing what a horny little boy he was. And he still is. 040323 ... unhinged imagine a real_life person instead of a screen 190704 what's it to you? who go blather from