affame_le_geant_into_the_air fyn gula rising into the air like a helium balloon accidently released by a young child, saumboo, who one might think was frightened, was actually quite the opposite. the presence of gnomes in kemulya was always a sign of good fortune, therefore saumboo floated upwards with high hopes and peaceful resignation. his only drawback, of course was the temporary loss of his glasses. although, you remember, the gnome told him he would get them back under the stipulation of exchange, which was a common practice amongst rynomarian gnomes. still, it was an inconvenience, everything was a bit blurry and illegible which really blew for saumboo because he so enjoyed the ground giving away at his feet and all of kemulya decreasing in size. however,there was one thing he did see well... since the gnome was able to stop time through his little incantation, the last word out of king mal's mouth before he was frozen like a statue was, "saumboo!" and there it was, suspended in the sky, hanging like a giant billboard in big black letters as if it announced him as the hero that could walk through worlds. S A U M B O O it's a bird, no, it's a plane, no, it's sudanese refugee man! saumboo, getting the hang of "flying" managed to float himself up to the top of the huge letter "S." he stood there momentarily, noticing the surface to be quite slippery, not of application as if oil had been layered on, but it's very constituency was slick, like a sliding board that some children had rubbed all day with waxed paper. and so down he went on his belly, old shoes for new, feet up in the air. it was quite fun and he did it again, singing a little song as he proceeded. "heydee ho, what do you know sliding on my belly, hidee hee, this life's for me, nothing like this on the telly." and when he tired of the "S", he floated up to the "U", figuring not much he could do on the "A." the U was all the rage, he just kept sliding up and back, up and back. 020415 ... pralines&cream antisocial because_i_can tainted_human 020416 ... pralines&cream crap ... i meant to type "two_words" in the word box, and i forgot ... nevermind that post 020416 what's it to you? who go blather from