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Teenage Jesus I can't remember all of the words to the Maude theme...here's what I know (can anyone fill in the blanks/ I'm betting birdmad can assist...)

Lady Godiva was freedom rider
She didn't care if the whole world looked
Joan of Arc, with the lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked
______ was the first bra-burner
______ she showed up
And when the country was fallin' apart
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up

And then there's Maude
And then there's Maude
And then there's Maude
And then there's Maude
And then there's Maude
And then there's Maude

And then theeerrrreeee's...

Enterprizin', ______, anything but tranquilizin'

Right on Maude!

The blanks are really bugging me. Can you fill them in? (Acurately!)
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Teenage Jesus are there two "C"'s in accurate?
...hmmm; looks that way. I don't know.

Don't do drugs. They're not for YOU...they're for...well let's just say a certain someone who just may have died for YOUR sins. Yeah, that's it.
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Teenage Jesus C'mon, help me out here somebody. What ARE those words I'm missing?

Oren, you've got the years; what are those words? Daf?
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Teenage Jesus Goddammit! Doesn't anybody know these freaking words?!? PLEASE- Help if you can. (I'm not sure why I care, but this has bothered me for almost 25 years.) 011227
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devry job placement assistance dept teenage jesus christ for fuck's sake on a popsicle stick,

have you heard of a little something called the internet?

it has lots of little trivial stuff. all you have to do is type whatever you're looking for into a magical box called (stay with me now) a search engine.

and v o i l a

Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didn't care if the whole world looked
Joan of Arc with the lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked
Isadora was a first bra burner , Aint 'ya glad that she showed up
Oh yeah
And when the country was falling apart,
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up
And then there's Maude
And then there's Maude
And then there's Maude
And then there's Maude
And then there's Maude
And then there's Maude
And then there's that Old conpromisin' enterprisin'
Anything but tranquilizin', Right on Maude!!!!

sheeesh
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Teenage Jesus Uh, thanx, I think.

I always thought "Ain't cha glad she showed up" was "Angel Fat, she showed up."

And who the hell is Isadora? (And no, I'm not looking it up on this mysterious "search engine" you refer to.)

"Search Engine," jeez...these kids and there dang contraptions.

Don't forget what Thumper's mother said. Anyway, thanx again. Your information was helpful, if not a bit, lets say, cantankerous.
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caitlin Harold_and_Maude is possibly the best romance movie ever. period. 041104
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