gods_im_a____parent
sabbie
and
i
had
a
crappy
day
at
work
today
and
we
all
got
told
off
by
the
boss
and
i
came
home
muttering
and
went
to
water
the
garden
,
only
to
find
that
the
broccilli
is
broccilling
the
cherry
tomato
has
3
tomatoes
the
9
tomatoe
plants
are
tomatoing
too
the
basil
has
exploded
the
chili
has
chilied
the
potatoe
plants
did
potatoe
and
my
garden
is
going
nuts
.
and
i
stood
in
the
midst
of
a
jungle
of
greenery
dumfounded
at
the
fact
we
are
now
parents
.
020109
...
unhinged
sabbie
dear
did
you
get
the
e
-mail
i
sent
?
i
sent
it
first
to
your
excite
address
but
it
came
back
with
a
nasty
letter
attached
saying
you
didn't
exist
so
i
then
sent
it
to
your
place
of
employment
.
i've
been
curious
to
see
.
i
went
to
your
site
and
i
liked
it
very
well
.
i
took
christian's/whatever
you
called
him
link
and
read
his
goth
primer
and
found
it
absolutely
hilarious
.
i
guess
i'm
more
goth
than
i
thought
with
the
vampire
:
the
masquerade
and
the
clove
cigarettes
and
my
penchant
for
black
clothing
. hehehehehe.
020109
...
sabbie
gods
,
i
forgot
that
was
there
.
his
site
was
very
different
when
i
linked
it
,
all
those
years
ago
.
and
now
i
have
no
access
to
change
the
links
,
even
if
i
wanted
too
.
but
its
a
slide
on
a
wall
of
a
day
in
the
life
of
a
younger
sab
and
i
think
i
should
leave
it
like
that
for
posterity.
i
got
your
email
,
it
made
me
laugh
.
i'll
be
sending
it
back
all
prudy
soon
.
stay
safe
in
the
snow
and
remember
to
wear
sunblock.
020110
...
cat in the hat
what
do
i
do
when
there
are
so
many
pills
killing
what
once
almost
bcame
maybe
my
insides
are
dead
or
maybe
you're
already
breeding
inside
me
just
not
a
baby
an
alien
because
he's
too
beautiful
to
be
human
,
at
all
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from