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funny_shit
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mirrors dont talk but lucky for you they dont laugh
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Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on.
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When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the shit out of them.
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Once a boy asked his dad is God a boy or a girl?¿? his dad said both... then he asked if God was black or white?¿? his dad said both... then he asked is God Michael Jackson?¿?
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hey i wonder when michale jackson bleached his skin did he bleach his dick too!?
-from my friend ian
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some Marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna? Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and then they had little jills
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hello i'm eatin some jello gonna be a fellow and drink some mello yellow
-my friend annam
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I HAVE NO CLUE IM JUST REALLY BORED!!!
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holy shit what's this i hear? ian trying to think for once? damn i thought he was just a fuckin dunce!
-he he he annam trying to rap
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Judge: Mickey you can't divorce Minnie on the account that she's silly.
Mickey: I didn't say she was silly, I said she was fucken Goofy!!
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10 things men know about women:
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10. WOMEN HAVE BOOBS!!!
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I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
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Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a rocket, stuck his finger in his butt and called it Hershey's chocolate.
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add it up
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http://www.dhmo.org/
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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