computers_suck
Mushroomman
Right
now
my
PC
is
fucking
up
...
and
i
hate
it
,
but
i
don't
want
it
to
die
...
i
want
it
to
work
....
please
computer
work
,
~
makes
a
keyboard
sacrafice
to
the
computer
god
~
010810
...
Dafremen as computer god
I
AM
the
computer
god
.
I
hereby
issue
the
following
edict:
Having
created
a
blather
in
the
blather
universe
called
computers_suck
you
are
hereby officially, cosmically
f
*cked.
Yes
,
it
IS
true
that
in
a
very
real
if
not
immediate
sense
the
blather
always
existed
in
much
the
same
way
that
it
never
existed
but
will
ALWAYS
exist
simply
because
it
will
invariably
BE
on
an
infinite
number
of
occasions
but
never
remain
for
any
length
of
time
in
between
said
occasions.
What
I'm
getting
to
is
this
:
Although
in
an
infinite
universe
an
infinite
number
of
computers_suck
blathers
will
be
created
by
an
infinite
number
of
authors
for
various
reasons
,
not
all
of
which
have
to
do
with
a
computer
owner's
frustration
,
there
is
no
reason
for
us
to
believe
that
you
shouldn't
be
held
accountable
by
ME
the
computer
god
for
this
particular
instance
of
the
computers_suck
blather
.
Hope
that
clears
everything
up
.
We
now
return
you
to
being
alone
with
your
computer
screwing
your
Friday
evening
royally.
Hope
the
blather
was
worth
it
.
Hey
look
on
the
bright
side
,
at
least
you're
finally
getting
f
*cked.
010810
...
Mushroomman
jesus
,
computer
god
...
dont
get
your
pantyhose
in
a
twist
...
010811
...
Effingham Fish
God
wears
pantyhose
?
020218
...
Soma
they
just
keep
sucking
and
sucking
sucking
you
up
and
away
from
me
and
sucking
me
and
my
tears
dryer
and
dryer
baby
why
are
you
so
far
away
?
Baby
why
do
I
not
see
you
almost
all
the
day
?
Please
come
back
.
I
see
you
bathing
in
that
soft
blue
light
.
Headphones
on
.
Glasses
on
. Clicking
away
like
at
a
madman
at
a
reality
that
is
not
.
computers_can__and_will__take_over
but
not
in
the
way
we
thought
they
would
they
have
taken
over
our
lives
our
minds
our
hearts
they
have
taken
over
our
loves
and
replaced
them
with
something
new
and
foreign
and
cheap
.
please
.
141230
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
